Woman who Identifies as Dog Sleeps in Crate and Eats Dog Food

I identify as a Black Footed Ferret.

I have jammies with high black knee socks and little black velvet ears on a headband.

It tickles my hubby pink when I'm being silly for him.

Life is hard enough being serious all the time.

Relax and laugh at how weird we are as a species.

For the love of god STOP ENABLING THESE PEOPLE.

originally posted by: arcticshuffle
a reply to: arcticshuffle

Reminds me of the old joke -

Guy looks at male dog “cleaning himself” …..

And says “if I could do that, I’d never leave the house”.

Or

Two people were watching a dog when the dog starts to lick himself.

One says "I wish I could do that."

The other says "that dog would bite youuuuu."