Hominini Gigantopithecus found in South East Michigan…

It’s a beautiful day to walk in South East Michigan. I decided to take a walk around my friends massive yard. As I was walking I saw a massage ape looking thing jump out of a tree. I hid as it was looking for a meal (hopefully not me.)

The beast made sure to leave massive footprints in the wet grass as it walked around.

I think it felt my energy and ran back up a tree. Quickly I threw a rope around its massive neck and tied it to the tree. I went to my friends barn and got a horse and dragged it back to the barn.

It measured 8 feet and weighted 666. I noticed some odd teeth and took photos and sent them to a friend in China who has been searching for Bigfoot for a long time. She decided this ape was a Gigantopithecus!

I did not like its coloring so I untied it, laid it down and repainted it.

Put it back in the tree for the next person to find!

Gigantopithecus For Dummies

a reply to: TzarChasm

Is that what I saw?

originally posted by: JJproductions
As I was walking I saw a massage ape looking thing jump out of a tree.

A massage ape, my advice dont take the happy ending option from it

Worlds number 1 Hide and go seek champ ! a reply to: JJproductions

a reply to: JJproductions

That is Michigan Wood Booger. The only way to tell is the right side is an exact mirror image of the left.

It’s only known weakness is fire.

He has a twin brother in Southwest MI

Saw the thread title, immediately got my attention. Clicked in to see the post. Came away missing once again the fine moderators we had over 20 years ago when I first joined.

a reply to: UpIsNowDown2

I ended up feeding it a grape and it spit at me!

a reply to: TheLieWeLive

Can we name it bob? lol

a reply to: mikell

Yes in Kalamazoo!

a reply to: vance2

Thank you for reading about the Gigantopithecus!

Have you ever seen one?

uploaded earlier the same day on youtube

a reply to: UpIsNowDown2

Wow thank you for posting this! I will watch it later!

originally posted by: JJproductions
a reply to: TheLieWeLive

Can we name it bob? lol

Bob is a fine name. Bob Bizarre.

a reply to: TheLieWeLive

Or we can name it OTTO. Otto not burn me! 🔥

a reply to: GreyWolf1337

We were playing hide and seek and it cloaked its self!

a reply to: JJproductions

Oh, the despair, the despair ATS has become and, alas, from an older member also!

a reply to: CosmicFocus

It is in jokes! Thank you kindly!

We don't have any of those gigantowhatever things here up in the U.P. But we do have a few people up here that look like that. One frequents a tavern in Calumet.

I never realized that they weren't human when I hung out at the Bars back in the seventies.