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GENERAL EYES
dude everything is okay I promise. Nobody is coming after anyone it's all good.
The trumpet remember? Yeah I didn't hear one either so everything is chill.
Cool? Cool. Lemme know if I can be of service or be a friend, Ms. Eyes.
Peace dude.
Oh and pretend we are all gonna die in 20 seconds who cares anyway? So what? We shouldn't get freaked out. That's so lame and a waste of energy.
Nobody wants to die listening to people screaming so chill and thanks lol
I'd be so pissed off if they rounded up all the Christians and everyone freaked out the whole time.
lol it would be literal torture to me. So yeah, word to the wise especially if you're ever in a crashing plane: Nobody wants to die listening to you
screaming so everyone should chill and be quiet and pray like a normal person with class.
Otherwise, you can always choose to not be brave. I get it. I'm sure Jesus gets it and he's the judge...When the time comes lots of people will go
against Christ because they're scared of dying. That's between you and God, but if Christians don't practice discipline, it's going to be an adventure
full of the non-scared Christians wanting to off themselves to escape the pain of listening to other people freak out. Listening to people freak out
sucks
Seriously. General Eyes if you were on a plane that was going down and you're definitely all going to die--do you think that screaming is a good
choice?
I say that it's an awful and rude choice.
My light aircraft crash landed in Costa Rica. It was a hand refurbished jet with no windows that the locals made. I was on a high school spanish club
trip when it happened. No injuries and we made it out shaken up but totally fine. We prayed as the plane crashed through the rainforest canopy and
branches broke off into the cabin, but yeah no scratches.
I demanded my classmates pray with me when one started screaming. I told her angrily to shut up and that I refuse to die listening to screaming and
then we all said the our father. Public school, by the way. Anyway that was kind of off-topic but also totally on-topic. And as always believe me or
don't but I don't have any reason to lie. Sheesh. Me and five of my spanish classmates and friends almost dying in a plane crash in Costa Rica would
have been so lifetime movie-level cliche.
That said, God helped us and yeah God's the best.
Sorry for my flippant tone, but I know you know the right answer already lol
And no I don't know what you're talking about with MAGA cult and no I'm not responding to that. I'm just encouraging you to control the dramatic. I
hope I find out this thread was a joke and yeah that's all have a nice day
FML lol this blows I don't wanna get hunted with you guys xD just kidding but eeesh hahahaha love you all mucho
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