Stuff Guys Talk About That Gross Chicks Out

As awesome and super civilized as man is, sometimes we enjoy some very crude conversations. Downright disgusting conversations that we will just laugh and joke about.
Fellas have zero issues making light of and talking about Farts, Burps and $h!+$ . We will challenge each other during drinking to the loudest most earth shattering belches. We will dare each other to a standoff of death with our silent or machine gun farts. We even have serious and very deep conversations about our poops. We often share the best times and places during work, diagnose of the source of the runs, anecdotes of our more embarrassing dookie stories.

Most of the time, we are laughing during any of these topics because we think the # is funny. These conversations tend to wane with age and maturity of course, but five or fifty, we WILL laugh at a good fart, high five an epic burp, or have a serious conversation about defecation.

I often wonder if women have similar conversations. I know they rarely discuss menstrual issues other than typically a one line complaint. They frequently discuss fellas they would love to get laid by, whether they are married or not. But mostly my experience with women in a group setting is at the workplace, and often I find them to rarely like each other once a pecking order has been established. male work environments, IMO, tend to be more professional and somehow laid back at the same time... I do not really understand how to explain it.

Im just making general conversation on my personal insights of men and women in a group setting. Obviously there will be disagreements of opinion. I would love to hear them! Any other insights people want to add the better. Maybe we can understand each other a little better as men and women if we crossed the threshold of our group conversations and situations in a given environment and shared them with each other.

Tear me a new one now ladies, I would like to know more.

a reply to: worldstarcountry

It's obvious you don't understand or know women very well.

I thought 'male' conversation was the grossest until I went to work in a factory. The loading lines were all women-and they are FAR cruder than any man I've ever heard. Of course, if a man temporarily filled in on the line, the 'ladies' would clean up their topics of conversation until it was all girls again.

I promise you women are capable of discussing things that come out of their bodies in just as great detail as men do, and we win-hands down.

a reply to: nugget1
Nonsense! Its all PTA meetings and how to properly not use profanity, of these things I am certain.

I once had a gross conversation with a Lesbian female who had no qualms discussing such grossness as bloody tampons and discharge. I was pleasantly appalled, but participated in the conversation anyways. Not much is foreign to me and I certainly do not easily gross out. its fun when women jump into fart conversations though when I see the guys get ready to vomit at the mere thought a pleasant lady passing gas or the dreaded association with quiffs. I just laugh and relish in the anguish.

a reply to: worldstarcountry

...when I overheard described in great detail how vomit is sexy

that was when I got convinced guys are just disgusting
But you know ever since the bar is so low I'm really easy to impress when a fellow says something that doesn't fall in that 'category'

a reply to: ButterfliesAndPonies
I am going to disagree on that statement you overheard, but would probably engage the conversation with laughter and some heavy roasting anyways. That reminded me of a nasty episode of Jerry Springer I once saw in the late nineties where these folks were puking onto each others faces and heads as an erotic fixation, and they did it live on set! Oh it damn near had half the audience vomiting themselves. All I could do was hold my hands to the sides of my face while screaming "OMG NOOOOOO!!!!!" in mortified horror. I was only a young teenager after all, but man that jerry had some characters back in the day.

I can tell you personally that I have dozen's of hand-crafted limericks by Terry that I will not, no, DEFINITELY NOT, tell in mixed company.

a reply to: worldstarcountry

Nonsense! Its all PTA meetings and how to properly not use profanity, of these things I am certain.

You've never been privy to a detailed color-vision conversation on childbirth, have you?

originally posted by: nugget1
a reply to: worldstarcountry

It's obvious you don't understand or know women very well.

I thought 'male' conversation was the grossest until I went to work in a factory. The loading lines were all women-and they are FAR cruder than any man I've ever heard. Of course, if a man temporarily filled in on the line, the 'ladies' would clean up their topics of conversation until it was all girls again.

I promise you women are capable of discussing things that come out of their bodies in just as great detail as men do, and we win-hands down.

Yes. Between my female friends group having me as the (straight) male member back in the day, and working at an all girls school.
Women, are capable of being quite vulgar, and very petty at times.
Stated with all respect to the females on this board.

a reply to: worldstarcountry

Yeah, we get into some dirty and sometimes dark stuff.

I tell my family and friends I hope I get diabetes before I die. That way when they cremate me, it will smell like caramel for everyone there.

a reply to: worldstarcountry

I often wonder if women have similar conversations. I know they rarely discuss menstrual issues other than typically a one line complaint. They frequently discuss fellas they would love to get laid by, whether they are married or not. But mostly my experience with women in a group setting is at the workplace, and often I find them to rarely like each other once a pecking order has been established. male work environments, IMO, tend to be more professional and somehow laid back at the same time... I do not really understand how to explain it.

AHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

The problem with your "thoughts" is that men think they are naturally the baser sex, so have baser conversations.

You have actually described what men do in a pack, based on my experiences with alpha males in a stressful work environment when I was their boss.

Meanwhile, in reality women don't generally care about farting or pooping amongst each other... it just happens and we haven't elevated it to an Olympic sport like men do.

We have conversations that would make your hair turn white that sometimes involves men.

But to be honest, you are not the primary focus of our discussions.

I mean after all, why would you be?

Got a few billion of you on the planet and a proper woman already has all the money she needs and has a vagina...

Something y'all are out to get.

a reply to: worldstarcountry

Never had teenage daughters and their food-baby jokes.

originally posted by: Lumenari
a reply to: worldstarcountry

I often wonder if women have similar conversations. I know they rarely discuss menstrual issues other than typically a one line complaint. They frequently discuss fellas they would love to get laid by, whether they are married or not. But mostly my experience with women in a group setting is at the workplace, and often I find them to rarely like each other once a pecking order has been established. male work environments, IMO, tend to be more professional and somehow laid back at the same time... I do not really understand how to explain it.

AHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

The problem with your "thoughts" is that men think they are naturally the baser sex, so have baser conversations.

You have actually described what men do in a pack, based on my experiences with alpha males in a stressful work environment when I was their boss.

Meanwhile, in reality women don't generally care about farting or pooping amongst each other... it just happens and we haven't elevated it to an Olympic sport like men do.

We have conversations that would make your hair turn white that sometimes involves men.

But to be honest, you are not the primary focus of our discussions.

I mean after all, why would you be?

Got a few billion of you on the planet and a proper woman already has all the money she needs and has a vagina...

Something y'all are out to get.

Soooo......

Something else men are better at than the women folk?




Luv ya Lume

originally posted by: worldstarcountry
I often wonder if women have similar conversations.

I don't. But maybe because I'm older (61) and the younger ones do. But no, not me.

a reply to: worldstarcountry

Did you grow up in the city or a rural area?
I can only speak from my own experience and as teenage girls to present we still talk about dookie stories and laugh. My BFF's brother taught me how to belch in the 8th grade and I can still hang with any man on the belching, I am just not rude and crude in professional settings or in public. I will laugh at a good fart but prefer not to fart because I do not care for the smell of mine or anyone elses and their was an episode in the 8th grade where a girl farted and it made a "womp" sound so for the next 4 years she was called Monis Womp! (Monis being her last name).
Then there is my sister, 16 years older than me who used to love to go to the Wal-Mart with me, my mother, and brother and rip one out then go hide if it smelled (hers always made your damn eyes water) leaving either me or my brother and sometimes mom for folks around us to think we had done it. She finally stopped when we refused to go into a store with her.

Now to the sex talk......I've said a few times in mixed company but always with good friends that "I'm not sure but I may have to get me some of that" in regards to some dude I thought was good looking.
In my 30's I came up with a theory, which I shared in mixed company, that the ugliest woman on the planet go out and get laid any night of the week, but men can't...lol....that was mainly to make them think then they'd get pissed off cause.....I was right!
Most of the time I was just trying to make people laugh because I did not look like a woman who would say things like that and the shock value alone was priceless...lol.

originally posted by: randomtangentsrme

originally posted by: nugget1
a reply to: worldstarcountry

It's obvious you don't understand or know women very well.

I thought 'male' conversation was the grossest until I went to work in a factory. The loading lines were all women-and they are FAR cruder than any man I've ever heard. Of course, if a man temporarily filled in on the line, the 'ladies' would clean up their topics of conversation until it was all girls again.

I promise you women are capable of discussing things that come out of their bodies in just as great detail as men do, and we win-hands down.

Yes. Between my female friends group having me as the (straight) male member back in the day, and working at an all girls school.
Women, are capable of being quite vulgar, and very petty at times.
Stated with all respect to the females on this board.

Hey, as a woman I'll own it! ou've got women figured out pretty good.

a reply to: RookQueen2

In my 30's I came up with a theory, which I shared in mixed company, that the ugliest woman on the planet go out and get laid any night of the week, but men can't...lol

One of the gals at work was the homeliest woman I've ever seen and she used to say "If a woman isn't 'getting any' it's her own damn fautl!". There's a lot of truth in her statement....

a reply to: nugget1
How funny! She ain't wrong though!

originally posted by: RookQueen2
a reply to: nugget1
How funny! She ain't wrong though!

At one after work 'party' she set her eyes on a male coworker; he crawled under a car to get away from her advances. Though there was always plenty of booze at these gatherings, he apparently had't had enough yet.

a reply to: RookQueen2
Yes I grew up in Tampa, Florida. A small urban environment. I have met women who can hold their own in belching, for sure this is true. And I see you freely admit how women think about getting laid. I try to tell fellas "hey listen I am telling you man, they are just as horny as men, maybe hornier! They are just smarter about being discreet and making us think they are superior with regards to self control," which I am betting is mostly true.
a reply to: Lumenari
hmm, I am learning crude and brutal new truths here about women. My outlook is changing with each reply lol. You women are great!
a reply to: Mahogani
that is actually damn hilarious. Well, you know between us guys of course ...
a reply to: nugget1
a conversation, no I have not. Now have I been fully present for the live births of four of my five children?? Why yes, I sure did, and cut the cord myself four times. My second child, missed it when I went to take the first child to lunch. Those squishy little bannana headed gut colored little humans are just so beautiful all covered in blood and viscera. That sack is pretty gross though. I can't believe the animals just eat it in their world.

Yall been a great bunch. Hopefully everyone kept their stomach down in the process lol.

a reply to: nugget1

Lucky me, I had twin older sisters growing up.