"There's something strange...In the neighborhood"

Ummm...Hello peeps...I'm Baaaaack...

Muahhaha...

My new screen name is phonetically the same as the...sniff...old one...sort of...

Or...is it...?

Any who...just wanted to do the intro thang and whisper to all yall greater unwashed that your day of reckoning is at hand...

"Thus...spake...Zarathustra"...

So...that burning sensation in your feet...is cause I'm about to hold them to the fire...


Bring your A game and remember to deny...denying...

...here's to the return of logic...so inhale deep one final lungful of effluvia...then speak no more somniloquy...



UseHer

a reply to: UseHer

Nice to meet you sir.

a reply to: UseHer

yall greater unwashed that your day of reckoning is at hand...

What? I took a shower three days ago. You must be talking to someone else.

And my best dissertations take place while asleep and dreaming.

Welcome back. I don't think I welcomed you before.

originally posted by: UseHer
Ummm...Hello peeps...I'm Baaaaack...

"Thus...spake...Zarathustra"...

UseHer

Still dragging that old corpse around!

a reply to: UseHer

Yea sure.

Awwwww....
Were you a young Bill Murray in an Army uniform?

Cause I miss that Guy. (um, girl? I didn't think so, but maybe?)

Were you Bernard in another life .

originally posted by: IgorMartinez
a reply to: UseHer

Nice to meet you sir.

Ummm...thank you...for your discerning nature...

It's...tasty...



UseHer

a reply to: FullHeathen


Ummm...in my first iteration...I never did the welcome mat thing...

I just sort of sprang whole cloth...from the ethos...

Which is a fair approximation of..."be careful what you wish for"...

It's the...true...part that escapes into..."Where the wild things are"...





UseHer

originally posted by: midicon

originally posted by: UseHer
Ummm...Hello peeps...I'm Baaaaack...

"Thus...spake...Zarathustra"...

UseHer

Still dragging that old corpse around!

Ummm...hello Mid...corpse dragging isn't always a burden...not if you use a good tow strap...and 350 horsepower natch...



UseHer

originally posted by: JinMI
a reply to: UseHer

Yea sure.

Says the...Jinn...(insert eye roll) and a high frequency repetitive...tsk...

I saw what you did...





UseHer

a reply to: UseHer

I know you as your mentioned in this song from the 1980's.

Dire Straights

We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour tvs

See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy thats his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot hes a millionaire

We gotta install microwave ovesns
Custom kitchens deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour tvs

originally posted by: chiefsmom
Awwwww....
Were you a young Bill Murray in an Army uniform?

Cause I miss that Guy. (um, girl? I didn't think so, but maybe?)

Ummm...I have been known to sport those...Stripes...

My background was ever so...nebulous...



UseHer

originally posted by: stonerwilliam
Were you Bernard in another life

.

Ummm...in an infinite universe set...We're all Bernard...ad infinitum...



UseHer

a reply to: UseHer

Welcome back in your new incarnation!

originally posted by: Waterglass
a reply to: UseHer

I know you as your mentioned in this song from the 1980's.

Dire Straights

We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour tvs

See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy thats his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot hes a millionaire

We gotta install microwave ovesns
Custom kitchens deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour tvs

Ummm...A Maytag appliance repairman...?

Such a lonely life...


I see your there as well...in the second stanza...


D'oh...



UseHer

originally posted by: MonadicLight
a reply to: UseHer

Welcome back in your new incarnation!

Ummm...now I've got that..."Welcome Back Kotter" soundtrack stuck in my head...on a severely scratched 33 on 78 speed...

Thanks...



UseHer

a reply to: UseHer

I was thinking of you in that stanza!

I see your there as well...in the second stanza...

Oh, I am a millionaire but the chicks arent free as we have many golddiggers down here in South Carolina. However, I must say they are quite pragmatic for being so beautiful and smart but they do know what they want.

Cash cow

originally posted by: Waterglass
a reply to: UseHer

I was thinking of you in that stanza!

I see your there as well...in the second stanza...

Oh, I am a millionaire but the chicks arent free as we have many golddiggers down here in South Carolina. However, I must say they are quite pragmatic for being so beautiful and smart but they do know what they want.

Cash cow

Ummm...and here I was talking about the little bundle of sticks part...

South Carolina...I just might retire there...maybe...



UseHer

a reply to: UseHer

If you are interested in your old account, PM me.