Philosophy and one liners

Some of these are pretty good IMO :

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. - Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." Lynn Lavner

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Camille Paglia

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant." - George Burns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship." Sharon Stone

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack Nicholson

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." - Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." - Robin Williams

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place" - Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." - Robert De Niro

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" - Dustin Hoffman

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked!" - Jerry Seinfeld

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." - Robin Williams

"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom." - Joan Rivers

"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy." - Steve Martin

“You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life." - Elmo Phillips

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." - Oscar Wilde

"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." George Burns

a reply to: 727Sky

Those are too funny! I'm reminded of "It's been so long since I've been on a date I get an erection every time it rains'. Author unknown.

lol.

I disagree with the Mercedes, personally.

Single turbo inline six as well as inline five sound the best, while the inline six maxes out sexual arousal even before it comes on boost. I count acceleration, sound and feeling into the equation and not just looks

“To be or not to be?”

That is the question.

a reply to: 727Sky

My personal favorite is,

fighting for peace is like #ing for virginity.

“The only Zen you find of tops of mountains is the Zen you bring there.”

Also I’m just gonna say it.

I take serious issue with relegating the playful business of philosophy to the tawdry and low-brow world of sex.

Certainly your list of quotes could’ve been raised and elevated for us readers and somehow less sticky.

ATS deserves better.

originally posted by: SteamyAmerican
Also I’m just gonna say it.

I take serious issue with relegating the playful business of philosophy to the tawdry and low-brow world of sex.

Certainly your list of quotes could’ve been raised and elevated for us readers and somehow less sticky.

ATS deserves better.

I think that's why ATS has so many different forums and a scroll button.

a reply to: nugget1

No argument from me.

Just was hoping to see one-liners concerning philosophical nature and esoteric musings.

Not sexual non-sequiters.

I dig the appeal of “Get fu$&ed” and F*>k Off” as much as anyone, and while they harbor a certain appeal, I’m hoping this thread sees more flesh.

One for the road…

“Do no Harm. Take no sh!t.”

a reply to: SteamyAmerican

I’m hoping this thread sees more flesh.

I hope not, it’s kinky enough as it is.

originally posted by: SteamyAmerican
Also I’m just gonna say it.

I take serious issue with relegating the playful business of philosophy to the tawdry and low-brow world of sex.

Certainly your list of quotes could’ve been raised and elevated for us readers and somehow less sticky.

ATS deserves better.

To Each His Own

Cheers

a reply to: 727Sky

Robin Williams sure was a gifted jokester.

“I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21. I was so bad, she gave me a refund.”

a reply to: 727Sky

I don't mind doing favors for people.
I do mind the expectation that I be eternally grateful afterward.

You have heard it said that the pen is mightier than the sword.
There seems to be no pen mightier than the one that signs a check.

Others might understand me better
if they walked a mile in my shoes.
I'm barefoot.

a reply to: 727Sky

Mark Twain said it best

"Never argue with an idiot.

You'll never convince the idiot that you're correct.

And bystanders won't be able to tell who's who."

originally posted by: SteamyAmerican
Also I’m just gonna say it.

I take serious issue with relegating the playful business of philosophy to the tawdry and low-brow world of sex.

Certainly your list of quotes could’ve been raised and elevated for us readers and somehow less sticky.

ATS deserves better.

Condescending and prudish.

You must be a protestant.

a reply to: 727Sky

"24/7 devil best friend, makes no difference, it's all same in the end."

- A 28 year old heroin overdose victim

It's mine, I'll wash it as fast as I like!

a reply to: 727Sky

"Don't take # off anyone, they will simply give you more."

originally posted by: SteamyAmerican
a reply to: nugget1

No argument from me.

Just was hoping to see one-liners concerning philosophical nature and esoteric musings.

Not sexual non-sequiters.

I dig the appeal of “Get fu$&ed” and F*>k Off” as much as anyone, and while they harbor a certain appeal, I’m hoping this thread sees more flesh.

One for the road…

“Do no Harm. Take no sh!t.”

You could always start a thread along the lines you proffer; you know, 'Be the change you wish to see' adage. I look forward to reading the thread you create.

originally posted by: SteamyAmerican
Also I’m just gonna say it.

I take serious issue with relegating the playful business of philosophy to the tawdry and low-brow world of sex.

Certainly your list of quotes could’ve been raised and elevated for us readers and somehow less sticky.

ATS deserves better.

I know, Right?
727Sky's list could have been MUCH longer!!!

Philosophy - Playful??
WHO told you THAT??!!! Safe to say we're never going to see anyone quoting Socrate's on Comedy Central.