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originally posted by: malvo
Dumb cun$ who has the smelly fish slab - can't get rid of the smell. Whoa?
Man that stuff stinks.
originally posted by: JohnMarsriver
It looks like ATS has gone from a light hearted circle jerk, to a full blown duck style gang rape. All it took was a little ribbing from Malvo.
Now that there are no babysitters, looks like the true colors of the ATS community are shining brightly.
originally posted by: JohnMarsriver
It looks like ATS has gone from a light hearted circle jerk, to a full blown duck style gang rape. All it took was a little ribbing from Malvo.
Now that there are no babysitters, looks like the true colors of the ATS community are shining brightly.
originally posted by: malvo
Man this old hag has a smelly grey bush. She can't get anyone to go near - just a stinky old gash.
Saggy tits, I mean pancakes.
They smell bad too.
But her gash is just rotten fish
originally posted by: Nugget2
a reply to: BidenOperator
Now, I would have said he might be in high school if it weren't for the fact that it's not a school holiday time and he's constantly online.
In most states a kid can legally drop out of school after graduating the eighth grade or turning 16-whichever comes first.
originally posted by: Justsomeboreddude3
a reply to: Lumenarii
My theory is it is very unattractive, has a low IQ, is overweight, greasy, smells bad, and has a penis that is so small that when he tried have his first sexual experience the girl left because she thought she had been catfished by a lesbian. These are all the source of it's trauma. Mass rejection..
Due to these facts, it has had little human contact.
It lives in it's mother's basement. Has no job. Lives off of it's government check that it gets from having an extremely low IQ.
It's bitter because it's only friends are two goats that it can't penetrate because it's dick is too small. That and a tiny eye dropper for lube, it's computer, a magnifying glass, and it's tinytweezers so it can pleasure itself, to simulate real human contact.
It's has a very sad existence and I feel sorry for it.
My theory is it is very unattractive, has a low IQ, is overweight, greasy, smells bad, and has a penis that is so small that when he tried have his first sexual experience the girl left because she thought she had been catfished by a lesbian.
was a little ribbing from Malvo