Talking to a dummy…BYO2023-writer-

Writer

“Hey Joe? Can you tell me about this ATS writing contest?” “Sure Larry, I would be glad to talk about this contest. Are you planing on joining?” “I am not sure yet but can you first explain this contest to me?” “Larry do you have feelings as in can you feel love, hate or sadness in your plastic body?” “Joe, what do you think that I am a dummy?”

“Larry, sometimes you really need to keep your thoughts to yourself and stop spreading jelly all over the place.” “Joe you are really a piece of work, some days I feel like throwing red noodles on your clean white shirt!” “Larry, just last night I soaked your shirt in hummus with extra garlic, that is why you stink today!” “Joe I just can’t get you out of my head.”

Larry, why are you so caught up in this writing contest? You can’t even right!” “Joe you can’t even spell write, right? Hahahahah, This is why sometimes I think that we should trade places!” “Larry, are you freakin talking about the movie Trading Places?” “Joe, I am so tired of your hand up my shirt, for get everything that has been said,” “Whatever”

“Larry, when you write find something Chiat comes to your mind and don’t break the T&C found on Start Here link 6374747 or Don’tMessWithMe will toss you out,” “Joe, I have been tossed out my whole life and now I want to be one amazing writer! I think I will write 500 poems and a few stories about love💕 and one about death💀. What do you think.”

“Larry, I think you should stick to writing all about 3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 or pi.” “Oh snap Joe so I can delete myself?”

Joe searched pi hoping that he could find another 3,14. We last saw Joe floating over the Rainbow ROYGBIV…

The End

a reply to: JJproductions

That was very funny, JJ. In keeping with our Muppet hosts, I was hoping someone would post a comedic story.

a reply to: Encia22

Thank you, I know you would get it! 💥🍦💥

a reply to: JJproductions

Funny way to follow T&C

a reply to: pthena

Heh.

JJproductions! Why don't you post a poem about Russian disinformation? Encia can post the muppets agin. And so on. "About death?" Naaah.

a reply to: pthena

Yes lol!!!

a reply to: firstofAkhet

I really think you should enter the contest and write a softer love poem about your last life on GT103 planet D!

a reply to: JJproductions

Not quite sure what you're trying to say there buddy but ok🤟

a reply to: firstofAkhet

I liked you better on your old screen-name. 🥊🍼🥊

a reply to: JJproductions

😴 come on, you can't just say that dude.

a reply to: firstofAkhet

up goes your star count!

I would like to give you a flag.

But you need to start a thread.
This contest would be a good place to start.

a reply to: pthena

I'm busy.

a reply to: firstofAkhet

We could write a love poem together and you post it!
🤟🏼Rock On

originally posted by: firstofAkhet
a reply to: pthena

I'm busy.

Doing what?

a reply to: pthena

Me too! I would love to give her a flag him!

a reply to: JJproductions

Doing and so on.

a reply to: firstofAkhet

I have a new vision for a poem. 🤟🏼

a reply to: JJproductions


Nah it's good really. And I might not be able to attend.

a reply to: firstofAkhet

Nice poem!