Golfing with a frog…

What do you mean you can’t golf, all frogs golf Rosie. My inner frog legs left me trapped by the picnic table. Well do you have any good frog food for me to enjoy? No I only have ham.

Rosie found her way out from under the table. She made her way down to the golf area. A 3 par at best. She licked her wild legs and missed the ball seven times. Her ways of brain thinking really did not matter.

She jumped over to hole 3 for good luck and she missed the ball over and over again. She skirted and moaned as she gulped 6 beers. All the other players were in line singing tunes with Rosie hoping that she would at least hit one ball.

After 26 beers and 4 shots of brandy she tried again with no luck. This time she searched for flies to eat with her 6 foot tongue. All the younger frogs drooled over Rosie and her wild ways.

She sharply swung with a putter and hit a hole in on on a par zero! Never golf with a frog…

a reply to: JJproductions

That cracked me up! Cheers, JJ.

a reply to: Encia22

I happy you smiled!💥🤣💥

a reply to: JJproductions

I have thought about this for hours.
Someone tricked Rosie into golfing.
But by eating right she did the unexpected.

but watching can be fun.

a reply to: pthena

Haha, Rosie ate everything. Never golf with her! 🤣💥🐸