Lost On ATS So I Joined

I’ve followed ATS for years , but joined today
because it seems the political stuff has been tamped down .
Im not a believer in aliens or bigfoot & believe that few conspiracy theories are true .
Humans always place a demon or angel behind the things they can’t comprehend.
Why am I here then ?
Well , Im here because I belong to every intelligence agency , secret society , monster hunting guild , magic school & a few ninja dojos . My resume of achievements are very secret & can’t be proven real unless I say it’s real . I gather info here that I translate into Orca sounds for our ocean friends.

I tracked down & shot a world record Blue Morpho butterfly that is on display at The Hall Of Feats in Egypt which is next to a used camel dealership near Luxor .
I know few will believe me , but thats ok .
I think believing any politician is foolish & supporting one over the other is useless.
Im invisible to most & when seen , I appear as Asclepius wearing custom Ferrini cowboy boots.
I believe that people from Texas , Florida & California should not be allowed to vote .
I believe that weather does not exist along with jumbo shrimp being a myth .
The only thing I know is Han shot first .
You are all familiar with my best selling book that I wrote in invisible ink as well the movie I directed for the color blind in society. Robbie Müller style in Kodachrome .
Does anyone know if Cliff Booth killed his wife ? Im gonna say yes ? Who knows about such mysteries.
I put a blurry picture of myself on several trees in the Sierra Madre Mountains so Bigfoot knows what I look like just incase he is real , better safe than sorry.
I support the Amish in their right to use V8 motors after 9pm on the weekends only .
I believe that all drug’s taken by politicians should be made legal to the public.
I also believe that men & women are the same , because they both fart .
Guns are cool , as long as you shoot yourselves before committing a crime with them .
Im also a member of the rubber knife gang & once bit a shark .
Im a liar who edits wikipedia with truths .
Before I sun tan I swallow coconut oil & popcorn kernels so that I don’t have to pop popcorn. It’s very environmentally friendly.
Salt & Pepper are the same thing according to
M.P.Hall .
Olives are the secret to the universe obviously , why else was Rudolph Steiner growing them as well writing
about it ?
Do Martians have a candy bar called EARTH bar ?
I also get paid for recording the sounds of socks in the dryer by a French munitions company called Le Blow Your Socks Off .
Thats about it , just a normal werewolf disguised as a dogman .
I almost forgot , Im also a Nensa member which is for high IQ people who Kant spell .
See yah a triangle & do we get secret call names with our ATS membership ? I really want to win that car

a reply to: psychotrail

In short, youre here to troll then.

a reply to: psychotrail

You cant see the eyes of the demon... until him come callin'

originally posted by: JinMI
a reply to: psychotrail

In short, youre here to troll then.

Another non-believer in my achievements. It’s cool as I know it’s hard to believe my introduction , but it’s true because it’s on the Internet now .
Tell me your accolades & I promise to believe it all.

originally posted by: rigel4
a reply to: psychotrail

You cant see the eyes of the demon... until him come callin'

Demons can’t see , they only hear.

a reply to: psychotrail

Im your stepfather.

originally posted by: psychotrail

originally posted by: rigel4
a reply to: psychotrail

You cant see the eyes of the demon... until him come callin'

Demons can’t see , they only hear.

This here demon sees a ban hammer in the very near future

Make the most of your short stay.
/

originally posted by: rigel4

originally posted by: psychotrail

originally posted by: rigel4
a reply to: psychotrail

You cant see the eyes of the demon... until him come callin'

Demons can’t see , they only hear.

This here demon sees a ban hammer in the very near future

Make the most of your short stay.
/

It’s called humor, lighten up Francis .
Have a laugh

originally posted by: JinMI
a reply to: psychotrail

Im your stepfather.

I knew you were Vader

originally posted by: rigel4

originally posted by: psychotrail

originally posted by: rigel4
a reply to: psychotrail

You cant see the eyes of the demon... until him come callin'

Demons can’t see , they only hear.

This here demon sees a ban hammer in the very near future

Make the most of your short stay.
/

Why are you being rude ?

originally posted by: psychotrail

originally posted by: rigel4

originally posted by: psychotrail

originally posted by: rigel4
a reply to: psychotrail

You cant see the eyes of the demon... until him come callin'

Demons can’t see , they only hear.

This here demon sees a ban hammer in the very near future

Make the most of your short stay.
/

Why are you being rude ?

Mocking is rude.

Even when the sounds of said mockery comes from under a bridge.

originally posted by: NorthOfStuffx2

originally posted by: psychotrail

originally posted by: rigel4

originally posted by: psychotrail

originally posted by: rigel4
a reply to: psychotrail

You cant see the eyes of the demon... until him come callin'

Demons can’t see , they only hear.

This here demon sees a ban hammer in the very near future

Make the most of your short stay.
/

Why are you being rude ?

Mocking is rude.

Even when the sounds of said mockery comes from under a bridge.

Who am I mocking ?
It’s called humor. Just laugh & enjoy life , you will live longer & be happier.

a reply to: psychotrail

Welcome and I had a laugh. I think you may have ruffled a few feathers with some states not being allowed to vote or not, maybe people here are too uptight.

a reply to: psychotrail

...which is next to a used camel dealership near Luxor

Is there any other kind of camel dealership?

The monster hunting guilds are accepting dogman disguised werewolves these days?

Somehow I'm not surprised.

It's good to hear that the high intelligence clubs no longer consider spelling abilities to be much of an indicator of intelligence.
On the other hand, gullibility will remain a club indicator of high intelligence since, after members have been accepted to the club, they are required to pay ongoing membership fees in order to remain members. Only the smartest of people would ever do such a thing.

a reply to: psychotrail

Welcome to ATS. I loved your introduction! It's nice to be reminded not to take life too seriously, since none of us are going to get out of it alive anyway.

a reply to: psychotrail
Welcome to the club.

The monster hunting guilds are accepting dogman disguised werewolves these days?

Somehow I'm not surprised.

Silly me, for thinking that there are guilds that hunt monsters.

When you are clearly taking about the hunting guilds for monsters.

originally posted by: Sookiechacha
a reply to: psychotrail

...which is next to a used camel dealership near Luxor

I suppose there are new camel dealerships

Is there any other kind of camel dealership?

originally posted by: nugget1
a reply to: psychotrail

Welcome to ATS. I loved your introduction! It's nice to be reminded not to take life too seriously, since none of us are going to get out of it alive anyway.

You know it . Humor is the best medicine