posted on Jul, 26 2003 @ 11:01 AM
HAARP....who the hell wants HAARP when one can simply "trash" anyone, anybody, and any group they so want! Live in a bad neighborhood? Ever wanted
to "clean up" New York, Washington D.C., or San Francisco? Hell, ever wanted to just wipe out whomever you wanted?
Your in luck! With the ROENTGEN 8000 Ground-Based Gauss Projector, anything is possible. Want to really "enlighten" everyone around you to what
the Chaos Theory really means? Simply turn this baby on to "full" and you have the prime weapon of mass mayhem and chaos. Please be sure to read
and re-read the fine print due to the fact that this may be contrived as a "murderous act." But hey.....even the neighborhood police can be dealt
with therefore, who gives a #!?
Note:
Parental Guidance is highly advised. Kids must be 18 years of age to use. Those of mental instability are highly to enjoy!
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Please be sure to specify 'quantity' and 'click' here:
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at 23.9% Credit approval pending.
Hilarious site falcon! Please don't mind my ad-lib.
regards
seekerof
[Edited on 26-7-2003 by Seekerof]
[Edited on 26-7-2003 by Seekerof]