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originally posted by: merkins
a reply to: XipeTotex
MIL is right. Allegedly trump got a hole in one on his Mar a Lago course a while back. When he stooped down to retrieve his ball a sink hole opened up and he fell in. Determined to find his ball he went searching and found that there were tunnels all the way under the US and then under the Pacific. Apparently the other end came out in Japan! So trump got a force of veterans together to fight the japanese/illuminati/lizard people alliance and to rescue the kids from the adrenochrome factories in japan and under the pacific.
The reason your MIL knows is that the encryption in her head is failing. Thanks to my deep deep research I was able to discover that the japanese/illuminati/lizard people alliance that are using the brains of elderly people for a kind of data storage and back up system like an encrypted hard drive. However as these biological hard drive brains age the hard drives begin to breakdown and the encryption malfunctions in a way that means the data about their plans and the tunnel wars is leaking into the consciousness of these poor people.
Or maybe my sources are telling porky pies. Who can be sure?
Either way I think your MIL should sign up to fight them and go down the tunnels.