Fmr N.J. Governor Chris Christie Enters the Presidential Race Promising to Take Out Donald Trump.

a reply to: underpass61
Wow
Is he turning into a blueberry?

originally posted by: carewemust

originally posted by: LSU2018
a reply to: carewemust

The fact that they're joining just to take out Trump tells me all I need to know about them...

I can see a few of them dropping out next year and telling their voters/followers, "Vote for Biden or Kamala, cause Orange Man BAD!"

Right? It won't work though, I think many already have their minds made up.

a reply to: LSU2018

There are some though, who are not knocking a certain somebody, who I think are jockeying for the VP slot. That will be a big decision for that certain somebody.

Only way Chris Christie takes out Trump if he felled on him.....;

You brilliant posters making fun of Christie, particular his weight, remind me of that old Ghandi saying:

"First they ignore you,
then they laugh at you,
then they fight you,
and then you win."

So do any of you comedians have anything substantive to say about Christie, or is it all about "He's fat! Hahaha!"

originally posted by: schuyler

So do any of you comedians have anything substantive to say about Christie, or is it all about "He's fat! Hahaha!"

How about this - the only thing casting a bigger shadow than Christie is his involvement in the Bridgegate Scandal.

Oh, and he's fat.

originally posted by: Salamandy
Crisp Crispy.. wasn't he involved in some political hi jinx involving the closure of a bridge? He made people sit for hours in traffic so he could cause a scene and problems for a political enemy. Obviously, the 100s of thousands of motorists paid the price for his fun and games that day. Im sure the parents with kids on the car got a good chuckle with him.

No thanks!

I vaguely remember something like that causing Christie to lose re-election. Will have to revisit. Thanks!

originally posted by: schuyler
You brilliant posters making fun of Christie, particular his weight, remind me of that old Ghandi saying:

"First they ignore you,
then they laugh at you,
then they fight you,
and then you win."

So do any of you comedians have anything substantive to say about Christie, or is it all about "He's fat! Hahaha!"

You can't say "Fat". It's like saying "Kunt". It's Obese or Puzzy.

a reply to: olaru12

I think Vivek Ramaswamy is now mayor of London.

originally posted by: underpass61

originally posted by: schuyler

So do any of you comedians have anything substantive to say about Christie, or is it all about "He's fat! Hahaha!"

How about this - the only thing casting a bigger shadow than Christie is his involvement in the Bridgegate Scandal.

Bridgegate is so minor that I can't believe anyone seriously brings it up.

Oh, and he's fat.

In other words, you got nothin.

originally posted by: schuyler
You brilliant posters making fun of Christie, particular his weight, remind me of that old Ghandi saying:

"First they ignore you,
then they laugh at you,
then they fight you,
and then you win."

So do any of you comedians have anything substantive to say about Christie, or is it all about "He's fat! Hahaha!"

Interestingly Ghandi wasn’t a gargantuan disgusting failed politician.
Too bad Christie has jack squat to offer.
He is just a fatty fat trump hater.

He probably bought the steaks, in all fairness.

originally posted by: shooterbrody

originally posted by: schuyler
You brilliant posters making fun of Christie, particular his weight, remind me of that old Ghandi saying:

"First they ignore you,
then they laugh at you,
then they fight you,
and then you win."

So do any of you comedians have anything substantive to say about Christie, or is it all about "He's fat! Hahaha!"

Interestingly Ghandi wasn’t a gargantuan disgusting failed politician.
Too bad Christie has jack squat to offer.
He is just a fatty fat trump hater.

Whoosh! You guys are truly incredible.

originally posted by: schuyler

originally posted by: shooterbrody

originally posted by: schuyler
You brilliant posters making fun of Christie, particular his weight, remind me of that old Ghandi saying:

"First they ignore you,
then they laugh at you,
then they fight you,
and then you win."

So do any of you comedians have anything substantive to say about Christie, or is it all about "He's fat! Hahaha!"

Interestingly Ghandi wasn’t a gargantuan disgusting failed politician.
Too bad Christie has jack squat to offer.
He is just a fatty fat trump hater.

Whoosh! You guys are truly incredible.

Really?
Because 9000 calorie per day Christie get no respect?

He is a chump.
No more no less

a reply to: schuyler

Maybe you missed it even though you quoted it?

"Too bad Christie has jack squat to offer."

Seems pretty well spelled out to me.

Can’t say I particularly understand here. According to the resident Smurfs on ATS, Trump is nothing and done. Unelectable, small crowds, small hands, small band of followers. Yet, he has to be ‘taken out’. Christie, yah umm well I think Trump should bring some Oompa Loompas with him to roll him out after a debate.

a reply to: Kaiju666
I can’t wait to see his gigantic ass waddle out on stage.
Trump should bring him a sandwich.

Christie and De Sanctimonious.....Now there's a dream team. I can see Pence and Christie hooking up for a Rhino fest.

a reply to: olaru12

That goes in the nightmare column, as far as I would be concerned.

This election is going to start out with a great "Whack a Mole" show.

Now that online sport betting is coming into it's own, perhaps we should have a pre-election elimination matrix like the sweet 16. That would be fun to bet on!

originally posted by: carewemust

originally posted by: JinMI
How do you know all these entries arent to help Trump?


The 60ish percent of unstable support spread around all these people only helps Trumps chances.

They will all tell their supporters to help Donald Trump defeat Kamal Harris, when the time comes. (Nikki Haley says Biden will be "retired" by 2024 due to mental decline.)

Kamal Harris could be defeated by having a bad hair day. There is no way she will be a serious contender if Biden cannot run, and if that happens, she may not attempt it anyway, IMHO .

originally posted by: charlyv

Christie and De Sanctimonious.....Now there's a dream team. I can see Pence and Christie hooking up for a Rhino fest.

a reply to: olaru12


Now that online sport betting is coming into it's own, perhaps we should have a pre-election elimination matrix like the sweet 16. That would be fun to bet on!

copy that...
I've been wagering on elections for years and I usually lose. I should stick to holdem.

originally posted by: schuyler
You brilliant posters making fun of Christie, particular his weight, remind me of that old Ghandi saying:

"First they ignore you,
then they laugh at you,
then they fight you,
and then you win."

So do any of you comedians have anything substantive to say about Christie, or is it all about "He's fat! Hahaha!"

IN Christie's case

'First they laughed at him'
'Then they just never stopped laughing'.