Today I am 8

Yes good people of ATS I am 8 years old in ATS years anyway, I might be a good bit older than that in real life like a foreign refugee pretending to be a 18 year old when they hit the beach .

Getting clobbered by DTOM s ban hammer so many times has given me dementia and a case of multiple personality disorder or it may have been all the years the doctors had me on Gabbapentine that caused the dementia, But stoner is still here when others like Bernard Snitzel have long gone and been forgotten about .

Later today I plan on going to a McDonald's and acting like a 8 year old, shouting screaming and whaling I want a happy meal . But before I do that I will head to a local school where I hear they have a problem with kids who think they are furries and are crapping on floors demanding litter boxes ,The 7 year old me is going to buy a few tins of cat food and drop it on the headmasters desk and demand he stop feeding the little pussies human food and put down some real cat food for them at lunch break and warn them about getting taken to the vets to be put down if they be misbehaving.

a reply to: stonerwilliam

Happy birthday youngster.

a reply to: stonerwilliam

Happy 8th Anniversary , it's 2023.


Doesn't time fly.

originally posted by: gortex
a reply to: stonerwilliam

Happy 8th Anniversary , it's 2023.

Doesn't time fly.

Good catch I was on my first cup of coffee , I feel old now

a reply to: Freeborn




I just aged another year, I am now 8 lol.

And none of the local schools are admitting to having furries roaming the corridors after I warned them of the dangers of toxoplasmosis ghondi



The above whisky is getting hammered tonight kids

a reply to: stonerwilliam
Happy Birthday! Good to know another stoner is on here! Shine on you crazy diamond!

originally posted by: ditchweed
a reply to: stonerwilliam
Happy Birthday! Good to know another stoner is on here! Shine on you crazy diamond!

To your health .

Old stoner never die they vanish in smoke

a reply to: stonerwilliam
Right on!!!

a reply to: stonerwilliam

Happy birthday!

The good stuff eh? Aren't you a little young to be drinking?

Enjoy!

originally posted by: RAY1990
a reply to: stonerwilliam

Happy birthday!

The good stuff eh? Aren't you a little young to be drinking?

Enjoy!

To young to live to old to die , and a good spanking costs you a fortune now days

a reply to: stonerwilliam
Congrats!!!!!!!

a reply to: DontTreadOnMe

A whole 8 years DTOM

a reply to: stonerwilliam

And here's to many more!!

a reply to: stonerwilliam

Happy Anniversary!!

Unfortunately, we can't claw back the years...


However, here's to Many Happy Returns...


I'm only one year younger than you... Grandpa.

I'm getting into my teenage years myself...I should be getting rowdy and overbearing in a few more years.

After eighteen years you will probably be wise enough to be allowed to post without a motherator punishing you.

originally posted by: rickymouse
I'm getting into my teenage years myself...I should be getting rowdy and overbearing in a few more years.

After eighteen years you will probably be wise enough to be allowed to post without a motherator punishing you.

Did the McDonald's strutt today like a 8 year old, a soaking wet Grumpy 8 year old, freighted the furries or at least their head teachers in a phone call , and had a dream of 60 year old Grant's whisky

Maybe I will live to be 9 in da hood , I started of the morning thinking I was 7 until someone did the maths for my still asleep brain .

a reply to: stonerwilliam


Ummm…whew…and here I thought you meant…mentally…

Yay…I’m a tween…again…

I absolutely hated being a tween the first go round…effing bullies…





YouSir

originally posted by: stonerwilliam

originally posted by: rickymouse
I'm getting into my teenage years myself...I should be getting rowdy and overbearing in a few more years.

After eighteen years you will probably be wise enough to be allowed to post without a motherator punishing you.

Did the McDonald's strutt today like a 8 year old, a soaking wet Grumpy 8 year old, freighted the furries or at least their head teachers in a phone call , and had a dream of 60 year old Grant's whisky

Maybe I will live to be 9 in da hood , I started of the morning thinking I was 7 until someone did the maths for my still asleep brain .

I am sixty seven, that sixty year old Grants whisky is just a kid to me.

a reply to: stonerwilliam

Happy best 8 years!

a reply to: stonerwilliam

Today I am 9 in AT years