Groaners to start your day

Can you laugh loudly in Hawaii or just a low ha.


It says I can't post one liners, so I'll ramble a bit and satisfy the gods of ATS. How's your morning ? Workin' on my 3rd cup and wishin' I was fishin' but the river is at flood stage and way too fast, so....there's that.

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I used to work in a special police unit in England that investigated alcohol related issues: Scotchland Yard

What did one kiwi idol say to the other kiwi idol?

Statue bro.

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I went to my premature ejaculation clinic, I got there too early.

The doctor prescribed some suppositories and the directions said 'take one per day in the morning'.

For all the good they did me I might as well have shoved them up my #*%#$.

They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian; well, they're not laughing now.

Badum Tssssss.

Caught my son playing with the outlet...

I grounded him until he can conduct himself properly.

I only get mad when I run out of trash bags...then I get Glad.

Which is bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?






The baby is a little Bigger.

I'll let myself out -

Two cannibals eating a clown and ones says to the other.. .'Does this taste a bit funny to you?'

originally posted by: karl 12
Two cannibals eating a clown and ones says to the other.. .'Does this taste a bit funny to you?'

Can't go wrong with the classics.

I don't know what an "HD" is, but my doctor says that I have 80 of them.