“Lock your doors tonight”

a reply to: ColeYounger

I don't think he's particularly worried.

a reply to: MykeNukem


I've got boxes of thumb tacks. 📌📌📌📌

99 dead balloons.

Lock your doors for what?

Whats that going to do?

My doors were locked. If you are going to be Visitedbythem, they will appear right in the middle of your home and freak everyone out. Friends and family will leave your home immediately.

Do not attempt to use a firearm. Police will be the next to arrive if you do that. You may end up in a straight jacket.

They can appear as human, speak to you, then slowly fade as if they were vapor.

These politicians are blowing smoke. Probably because someone up the food chain is blowing smoke at them too

a reply to: ColeYounger

"I heard a little bit but I can't talk about all of it" ... right after he said "We have unity in confusion". Well, genius (yahoo wouldn't allow that little quip - love the sensors in that place) that means you're the problem.

That uniformity always comes from the top down. At least they're.. uniform about it.

All that being said, I really think someone's having a great time blowing this out of proportion (pretty much any elected and non elected official alike) and this isn't anything more than a bunch of copycats buying and releasing balloons for the sensationalism. However, I wouldn't put it passed some of our own elected officials hiding in the woods with a can of helium and a bag of really big balloons - you know... Misdirection.


So what else is happening in the world, other than WWIII?

originally posted by: LogicalGraphitti

originally posted by: MykeNukem
a reply to: hopeisasound

If any balloons knock on your door, don't answer....

That reminds me of this...

First off, awesome skit, always loved it.

Secondly, do those writers currently work for the government?

a reply to: ColeYounger

Why does it jump right before he says lock your doors? Where's the full interview.

originally posted by: The GUT

.... Clown-World stops at my front porch. And the door is unlocked.

Heya Big-G.

It tries to sneak-in here.
Over the wires, and through the air even.

Am kinda thinking we should be looking at metaphorical doors, to prevent ourselves from the insanity.

If was said by anyone other that a professional liar : it would have been worth discussing if there was a hidden allegorical reasoning behind the comment.

Still kinda fun to look for alternative meanings though.

Who had : Balloon-Apocalypse™ on their 2023 bingo-card ?

Was kinda thinkin that is was more likely we would get Climate-Pox™ or Chicken-Polio™. ( posted by MySelfAsWell. )

Seen some folks suffering from BillGatesItis™, or IDon'tKnowI'mNotaBiologist-Syndrome™ though.

originally posted by: visitedbythem
Lock your doors for what?

Whats that going to do?

My doors were locked. If you are going to be Visitedbythem, they will appear right in the middle of your home and freak everyone out. Friends and family will leave your home immediately.

Do not attempt to use a firearm. Police will be the next to arrive if you do that. You may end up in a straight jacket.

They can appear as human, speak to you, then slowly fade as if they were vapor.

These politicians are blowing smoke. Probably because someone up the food chain is blowing smoke at them too

Greater than light speed travel and possibly inter/multi dimensional.....but yea...lock the doors!

Here's the thing....

That video has obviously been edited. What ever transpired prior to "lock your doors" was cut out."


There is no context on what he meant without the missing prior question/discussion.

originally posted by: marg6043
I am no locking anything darn I am leaving the cookies and milk on the sofa table, how about that.

I've got big ol plywood sheets with gate latches for doors and construction poly for windows... no fear here either.

Haven't lived in a locking house since 2008. Aliens be welcome. I'll put the kettle on.

The only dangerous things full of hot air are these politicians.

Door locks only keep your friends out.

It's v-day.
If anything gets through my door, it's getting probed.
sorry/not sorry alymos

originally posted by: MykeNukem

originally posted by: Bigburgh

originally posted by: MykeNukem
a reply to: hopeisasound

If any balloons knock on your door, don't answer....

Now there's an old Saturday Night Live sketch that needs rewritten.*knock knock* "who is it" Shark Gram

Float Around and Find Out!!!!

See, there's levels to this.

Whole other level, right here, pay attention people.

LMFAO BB

If it isn't a gay reference to some back 40 situation complete with a dirty motel, occasional drug addicts and a guy stumbling into a gas station with a pink washcloth on his loins then it isn't needed.

originally posted by: MykeNukem
a reply to: hopeisasound

If any balloons knock on your door, don't answer....

Valentines Day Balloons are not a threat. Come on man!

a reply to: hopeisasound
Balloons and politicians are the same. They are both full of hot air!

a reply to: RickinVa

This was my exact thought to.


Does anyone have the full post-briefing interview? We're missing details that bring the "Lock your doors tonight" comment up. Without that the question could be anything from: "How do you protect your children from politician X?" to "What do you recommend I do to keeping my door close at night?"

Whatever the question before the edit was, we should apply that to the "lock your doors tonight" answer.

I am disappointed that the whole interview isn't present here. It really is half assed.

originally posted by: Mandroid7
It's v-day.
If anything gets through my door, it's getting probed.
sorry/not sorry alymos

Joke all you want, but when you see and army of Grey Balloon Aliens marching down the street singing "Pegging while we work", you think about that probing joke.

Though Kenndey didn't say, "lock your back doors tonight", it was just about doors. So, no probing to really worry about tonight. (unless that's your thing)