posted on Jan, 28 2023 @ 01:58 PM
I inherited a ruined house. It was not ideal and I had repeatedly told the person who owned it that they needed to clean their house out. That it
would cost me more to clean it and make it habitable than the house was worth, but they still acted like it was the greatest gift ever. I offered them
help getting their living conditions improved and cleaning in order to improve their quality of life, but that was met with anger and physical
threats, one time they pulled a gun on me when suggesting that they were hoarders so I just watched from the sidelines
After I took possession of the house it was worse than my wildest dreams. Floor to ceiling, front porch to back porch and everywhere in between. All
very heavy stuff, all very useless yet useful stuff. Initially I thought I could do it, but 6 40 yard dumpsters in, we had barely cleaned up half of
the driveway and front yard and cleared out the front porch to be able to access the front door. The ceiling and a lot of insulation came down in the
laundry room, the roof was over 20 years old, the house had wood shake siding that was over 35 years old, the furnace hadn't been ran in over 40
years because they instead used the wood stove, which once the house got hoarded (it took about 17 years to completely hoard themselves out of their
home) they could no longer use and as a result it got too cold in the house and pipes burst connecting to the washing machine so they just turned the
water off to the house instead of repairing it. But still wanted no help. The kitchen sink was full of rotten food and clogged and inoperable. The
toilet was clogged so bad there was about 3 inches of excrement and toilet paper sticking up over the rim of the bowl. Bathroom sink ripped out along
with half of the walls in the bathroom, revealing the wood studs covered in mildew and mold. Bathtub obviously inoperable and also 50 years old full
of random tools and a pile of clothing as tall as me.
Of course since the toilet didn't work, you can imagine there were bottles of urine everywhere and obvious rodent infestation. And when I say floor
to ceiling hoard that is exactly what I mean. So full that if you were standing in the living room, you really couldn't tell there were any other
rooms because the pile was higher than the doorframes of the other connecting rooms. And that was the entire house, front yard, back yard.
So I knew I can't do this kind of investment on this thing. Especially when I am seeing that even in this market that supposedly is so hot, the
neighborhood this house is in and location is so terrible the median home price is around 49k and that is for turnkey move in houses and they still
sit on the market for months.
So I found a rube. I found a cash buyer who fancies themselves a "real estate investor" and wow do I feel like I lucked out. I don't know why, but
this person came and looked at it, walked around the little path I had made in the house and I was upfront about all the problems, she had no
inspector or anyone else with her and asked me what I wanted so I said "what will you pay?" And she said 20,000 and I said sure thing. It was a
pretty quick process to sell, the only hassle was the drive to the title place she used to sign it over and I walked away with a 20,000 check in
hand.
I don't know if she will make a profit on the house. I doubt it. Even as a rental, the house next door is a rental in excellent shape and only rents
for 770 a month for a 2 bedroom house because of the terrible unsafe neighborhood. (No lie, the house I inherited was broken into about 6 times in the
few months I "owned" it because no one could stay there to guard it, it had no electricity and the stench was UNBELIEVABLE. Like the house smells
from the street of dead bodies and excrement.
I feel like I won and dodged the bullet of paying the back property taxes (purchaser paid them) new roof, complete gut bathroom, kitchen, new walls,
new floors, new HVAC (house had furnace which hadn't been turned on in 40 years but no central air conditioning, just a window unit) fixing the burst
pipes and any other unknown plumbing and mold issues from leaking water, the knob and tube wiring and most of all cleaning it out which is not only
very time consuming but those 40 yard dumpsters aren't exactly cheap either.
So here is my positive story for the day. 20k toward my mortgage principal for my nice clean house, and absolutely NO regrets about unloading what I
assume will be a money pit.