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originally posted by: godsovein
The Internet. It started off as "communications", right? Wasn't that the point? Uninterruptible communications. And neow it has matured, it has blossomed, right?
Then why the F cant I just Google etc my old friends name & number, and get it? Call them. Even the effing "White Pages", insists I sign up and pay money to get their most basic and essential route of communication number?
Instead, this is how awesome the fruit here is, I just pay whatever to get the basic phone number, and then I also get their police and arrest and jail records, property issue records, ALL of it, and before you know it they'll have everyones damn DNA results with all their genetic "flaws" etc.
And I just wanted their number. I'm trying to build this really cool educational concept for the little ones, of all my old friends. I'm just trying to make a phone call. I dont need a damn dossier from which perhaps I might judge them just to be able to call them. Is that the design here? You go looking for an old friends number, have to pay $2 whatever to get it, and in the process you get all the dirt their computer automatons manage to dig up and pump into the report.
Maybe I just wanna check on an old friend. Oh here's the number. Call them. All that other stuff, its up to them to even bring it up. Do they really want me all curious asking questions about 'all that'? I didnt even care, I was calling to make sure their kids had proper computers and decked out with thick educational but fun programs and games.
Nope! I'll pay $2 for the phone number, then see the arrest report, then just have to ask about it, and then torpedo the entire reunion or whatever.
Yes! Thank you Internet, for elevating my species. I'm finally enlightened, just now! In having to go through this, and realize just how backwards this BS is.
originally posted by: MykeNukem
I don't mean to be an a-hole...but I am...so......ask anyone...lol.
I wont need to. I'll jut punch your ATS 'name' into WhitePages.com, and then as long as I pay $2 I'll get all the highlights of a-hole things you ever said across all social media. And a genetics & lifestyle / life history report behind it all, so I can so I can envision, Surely, one way or another, they'll have stuff in there that will dissuade me from ending up calling you.
Welcome to the Future. Flying cars and torpedo everyone!
originally posted by: godsovein
originally posted by: MykeNukem
I don't mean to be an a-hole...but I am...so......ask anyone...lol.
I wont need to. I'll jut punch your ATS 'name' into WhitePages.com, and then as long as I pay $2 I'll get all the highlights of a-hole things you ever said across all social media. And a genetics & lifestyle / life history reports behind it all, diorama's! So I can envision 'what' you are. Surely, one way or another, they'll have stuff in there that will dissuade me from ending up calling you. And how hard would it be to cook the reports?
Welcome to the Future. Flying cars and torpedo everyone!
Next the White Pages will have those reports, listings of the porn and everything else we watch. It's all cataloged, by "The Internet", right?
originally posted by: godsovein
originally posted by: MykeNukem
I don't mean to be an a-hole...but I am...so......ask anyone...lol.
I wont need to. I'll jut punch your ATS 'name' into WhitePages.com, and then as long as I pay $2 I'll get all the highlights of a-hole things you ever said across all social media. And a genetics & lifestyle / life history reports behind it all, diorama's! So I can envision 'what' you are. Surely, one way or another, they'll have stuff in there that will dissuade me from ending up calling you. And how hard would it be to cook the reports?
Welcome to the Future. Flying cars and torpedo everyone!
originally posted by: tamusan
a reply to: godsovein
Maybe someone is restricting your use. I can pull up anything I can think about.
originally posted by: MykeNukem
originally posted by: godsovein
originally posted by: MykeNukem
I don't mean to be an a-hole...but I am...so......ask anyone...lol.
I wont need to. I'll jut punch your ATS 'name' into WhitePages.com, and then as long as I pay $2 I'll get all the highlights of a-hole things you ever said across all social media. And a genetics & lifestyle / life history reports behind it all, diorama's! So I can envision 'what' you are. Surely, one way or another, they'll have stuff in there that will dissuade me from ending up calling you. And how hard would it be to cook the reports?
Welcome to the Future. Flying cars and torpedo everyone!
TF?
I'm an open book bro!
AMA!
I don't F'N hide and if you wanna PM me, I'll give you my IRL details (maybe, if I deem ya worthy)
originally posted by: godsovein
originally posted by: MykeNukem
originally posted by: godsovein
originally posted by: MykeNukem
I don't mean to be an a-hole...but I am...so......ask anyone...lol.
I wont need to. I'll jut punch your ATS 'name' into WhitePages.com, and then as long as I pay $2 I'll get all the highlights of a-hole things you ever said across all social media. And a genetics & lifestyle / life history reports behind it all, diorama's! So I can envision 'what' you are. Surely, one way or another, they'll have stuff in there that will dissuade me from ending up calling you. And how hard would it be to cook the reports?
Welcome to the Future. Flying cars and torpedo everyone!
TF?
I'm an open book bro!
AMA!
I don't F'N hide and if you wanna PM me, I'll give you my IRL details (maybe, if I deem ya worthy)
That's too much work. Next year I'll just pull you up on WhitePages.com, as said, and your SSN will be right there. And I mean since the fine folks in Cameroon or wherever are going to use the data to steal your identity..............
originally posted by: godsovein
a reply to: shaemac
a reply to: tamusan
Wrong here.
Instead, 'they' want me to have every address, phone number, social media accounts (and court records etc too) and so on this person ever had. And then every roomate they've had, every family member. Their phone numbers. Their court records. Probably their vehicles.
I just wanted to call an old friend.
But nope!
The Internet wants to turn us all into a bunch of judgemental snoops.
Which might just be more disturbing than the fact that "The Internet" in my phone watches my facial expressions and such, while I play the game I play when I'm on the crapper.
Next the White Pages will have those reports, listings of the porn and everything else we watch. It's all cataloged, by "The Internet", right?