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The Most Absurd Reasons For The Explosion In Blood Clots, Climate Change Is One

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PraeterHuman

posted on Oct, 13 2022 @ 01:08 AM
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originally posted by: MaxxAction
If you really want to know if you're about to die from a heart attck, stroke, or blood clots, ask yourself the following:

Have you:
Smoked weed?
Eaten Breakfast?
Not eaten breakfast?
Eaten Bacon?
Eaten Wheat bread?
Eaten White bread?
Slept too much?
Slept too little?
Shoveled snow?
Slept on your right?
Slept on your left?
Slept on your back?
Used your vape?
Watched a sportsball match?
Been out in the heat?
Been out in the cold?
Stayed home all day?
Worked all day?

If you answered yes to any of these, and have had your vaccines and boosters, welcome to the unexplained Cardiac Event Club!



There are some other crucial factors too...

*Did you vote for that gruesome serial killer sadist orange man that outHitlers Hitler?
*Did you question quadruple masking on the beach?
*Did you not build an altar of ecofriendly toiletpaper in your local chapter of The woke church of St. Greta?



 
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