*crackle*
Zosira and Kim impacted hard on the floor.
"Where are we?"
"I don't know, something went wrong, let me check the gun..."
Meanwhile, Zosira observed the surroundings. The flat anthracite colored walls, floor and ceiling were lined with white text ticking by into all
directions, too fast to read. The ground shook in intervals, as if a giant was taking a stroll. In the distance, a gnome like figure took note of the
two and approached with tiny spiteful eyes. "Hey there!", Kim shouted into the distance: "can you tell us when and where we are?"
"ORANGE MAN BAD! INFINITE GENDERS! YOU SUFFER FROM BDS! ARRRRGG"
"BDS is an idea that TDS sick came come up with to distract from their own sickness!" Kim could not resist shouting back, stretching her chin towards
the ugly creature, shaking her fist. The ground shook more violent and the creature doubled it's size.
"We're AboveTopSecret! It's a troll, don't feed it!", Zosira alerted, "Couldn't you at least set it to the ShortStoryForum instead of the trollscape?"
"Well, too late anyways. But wait I have something for this", Kim whispered back and flung a vial inscribed with the words "logic" on it, in front of
the trolls face, where it burst into green fog.
"THE EARTH IS FLAT!" shouted the troll and dashed through the fog and smashing two goal posts
to the side, doubling in size again, picking up momentum.
"According to my scrolls, trolls are immune against logic, you should not feed them" Zosira noted worried, well knowing the temperament resting in
Kim, "Just ignore it, they are harmless". Suddenly car sized wooden hammer smashes into the troll side wards. Little birds flying around it's head.
"That hammer is not harmless for sure", Kim chuckled. "A ban hammer", Zosira nodded insightful "I heard about it before, very powerful but it will be
back soon".
"It's that damn duck again!" Zosira said, as she inspected the wall with her hands. Kim approached her and saw what it was about as she saw a woman
sitting on a park bench, staring into the distance. Kim sarcastically added: "That mediocre short story writer? I don't know...she's a bit of
a...freak." Zosira rolled her eyes and opened a section of the wall, scribbled something on a tiny scroll, gave it to Parcival and flustered something
to him. He spread is wings with a RAAA and vanished through the opening. "We can use her help, we need upgrades, do you want to risk the mudpit next
time?" Zosira added wiseful.
Kim nodded: "The gun is broken, she's our only hope. I have this feeling this is going to be ridiculous though."
edit on 2.10.2022 by TDDAgain
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