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It began almost as soon as he stepped onto the plane.
As Emerson Collins, a film producer and nonprofit director, boarded his American Airlines flight from Los Angeles to Dallas on Sept. 6, a bizarre noise from the plane’s intercom system flooded the cabin: a loud groan — or was it a moan? — laced with pain — or was it pleasure?
It was difficult to discern. “It was either someone’s unfortunate food poisoning in the bathroom or, like, someone with an uncomfortable approach to personal satisfaction,” Collins said. “Literally, it was halfway between an orgasm and vomiting.”
For the first half-hour of the flight, the noise returned every two to three minutes, Collins estimated, so he took out his phone and began recording. Many people were snoozing, and some had slipped on their headphones, but Collins, delighting in the hilarity of it, wanted the full experience, he said. “Weirdest. Flight. Ever,” the video begins. And then, the moaning. Or was it groaning?
originally posted by: underwerks
It began almost as soon as he stepped onto the plane.
As Emerson Collins, a film producer and nonprofit director, boarded his American Airlines flight from Los Angeles to Dallas on Sept. 6, a bizarre noise from the plane’s intercom system flooded the cabin: a loud groan — or was it a moan? — laced with pain — or was it pleasure?
It was difficult to discern. “It was either someone’s unfortunate food poisoning in the bathroom or, like, someone with an uncomfortable approach to personal satisfaction,” Collins said. “Literally, it was halfway between an orgasm and vomiting.”
For the first half-hour of the flight, the noise returned every two to three minutes, Collins estimated, so he took out his phone and began recording. Many people were snoozing, and some had slipped on their headphones, but Collins, delighting in the hilarity of it, wanted the full experience, he said. “Weirdest. Flight. Ever,” the video begins. And then, the moaning. Or was it groaning?
Link
Very weird. Either someone has been hacking into airline intercoms or the dead aren’t happy about something.
Video of the sounds are in the link.
What do you think?
Link to audio because some people might hit a paywall.
Well that put a stop to my bowl of porridge with sliced carrots.
originally posted by: Vroomfondel
A few minutes later over the store PA I hear my friend...."Oooohhh yeah....aaahhhhhh....stick your finger in my ear....oooohhh yeah......put the donkey in the corner....thats it baby....ooooohhhhh yeahhhhh.....