Florida Man Allegedly Drove Stolen Truck to Space Force Base to Warn of Aliens Fighting Dragons

This qualifies as an ATS story not related to politics.

The President Of The United States instructed this guy "inside his head" to drive to Patrick Space Force Base and alert the Space Force command that there were U.S. aliens battling Chinese dragons.

Did you know we have American Aliens?

Man drove stolen truck to Florida Space Force base on presidential mission to warn of aliens, deputies say

www.fox35orlando.com...

An Ocala man was arrested Friday afternoon for allegedly driving a stolen truck to the Patrick Space Force Base in Brevard County on a mission from the president, according to the Brevard County Sheriff's Office.

An arrest affidavit said Corey Johnson, 29, allegedly stole a 2013 Ford F150 from Riviera Beach, Florida, three days prior, and on Tuesday he drove it to the base on South Patrick Drive.

Johnson told deputies the President of the United States told him in his head that he needed to take the vehicle and drive to the base to tell the government that there were U.S. aliens fighting Chinese dragons, according to the affidavit.

Johnson was arrested and booked into the Brevard County Jail on grand theft of a motor vehicle.

www.breitbart.com...

The man reportedly claimed the president of the United States instructed him inside his head to drive to the base, then tell government officials there were U.S. aliens battling Chinese dragons.

Following his arrest, Johnson was booked into jail regarding grand theft of a motor vehicle, the Fox report said.

The Biden family have done much crazier things than this to people.

a reply to: infolurker

God bless Florida.

Florida..... America's scrotum.

a reply to: infolurker

Good.....someone had to do it

I will contribute to his defense fund if they subpoena Joe Biden to testify, I bet a defense lawyer could confuse him into confessing.

I'm Schizoaffective and have had a few inexplicable episodes where I was told to report to a military base to speak to a psychologist because I was "malfunctioning".

I managed to snap out of it, because being a military brat I knew full well that the guards at the gate wouldn't understand and I simply didn't want to deal with the inevitable fall out from such an attempt.

The scary thing is that in this psychotic state I was so panicked that I didn't know where the nearest army base was in my state, and attempted to drive to Fort Hood in Texas which was several hours away.

For whatever reason some sanity snapped me out of the delusion and I abandoned the mission.

My father used to work at Mac Dill in Flordia, and there was an incident a few years ago where a veteran ran the gates and was shot dead. I mention it to him and turns out he knew the guy from his social work with disabled veterans and the poor guy was off his meds.

I don't know about this Dragons and Aliens thing, but psychosis is usually symbolic in nature.

I also have experienced voices in my head coming from "the president" during the Obama administration where he made the absolutely ridiculous request that I somehow creat a planet specifically designed for black people.

I did not know how to respond to that.

Schizophrenia is an absolutely bizzare and weird phenomena and I hope this guy gets the help he needs.

If he was perfectly lucid and sane, would we know?

There have been endless guffawed- out stories about presumably confused, chemical addled outliers trying to warn us of non-human interlopers... and we only hear about it on slow news days.

So, now we know that there are unknown vehicles whizzing around our haunted realm in staggering numbers and we still laugh at every report of dragon people shagging cat ladies in the night? For shame.

This is why it's important to know if the Biden that's talking to you through ESP is Joe and not Hunter.

Putting on my thinking drunk cap; could this really mean that the people coming across the border illegally are actually fighting a war against China? That's a head scratcher now isn't it.

a reply to: infolurker

Florida Man is the best!! A real nutjobs nutjob kind of guy, a pioneer in all things unnecessary and absurd. More courageous than smart, he's a hero and inspiration to all who suffer under the ravages of intelligence.

#FloridaMan2024
Slogan: "He'll do it because you won't!"
#Holdmybeer

are the aliens here to save us from the dragons?

or are the dragons nobly attempting to save earth from the aliens?

would explain some of those mystery boom noises around the world

Would that be President Abrams of Star Trek ?

a reply to: infolurker

He needs a new jacket with long wraparound sleeves and a Thorazine cocktail.

a reply to: Baddogma

Yeah, and all we get-out of these stories, is the Media-Spin™ on the cray-cray.

And the vast majority of us respond to that Spin™, and laugh at the poor bewildered soul.

Where's the back-story ?
Ex-military guy ?
MK-Ultra™ program ?
Other type of Psyop™, Propaganda™, or Brain-Washing™

Pigeons can be trained to always return home ...

It all of those front-gate Security™ at our Military-Bases™ could gather-up all of their stories, on folks arriving at their gates with exotic claims, and write a book ...

What a tale that might be.

a reply to: infolurker

I LOVE Florida Man stories, they are the best

But in all seriousness, given who is President. There is a super extremely high chance that this story is actually TRUE, and that he was told by the demented President that he had to do this, especially when you consider the fact that Nancy is going to 'china' will probably spark a war against them.

U.S. aliens fighting Chinese dragons, according to the affidavit.

And since Hillary Clinton, and several of other congress members are actually 'an alien species: known as reptilians' based on popular opinion as to reasons why they all need Adrenochrome to survive. It just might be viable. HAHAHA... You seriously can't make this stuff up, it HAS to be true.

If it were ANY other President I would easily say it was probably drugs, but given who is in office. I am gonna say this guy is probably telling the truth.

I really needed that, thanks!

originally posted by: ElGoobero
are the aliens here to save us from the dragons?

or are the dragons nobly attempting to save earth from the aliens?

would explain some of those mystery boom noises around the world

link to these "boom noises"? curious

originally posted by: HUBE007

originally posted by: ElGoobero
are the aliens here to save us from the dragons?

or are the dragons nobly attempting to save earth from the aliens?

would explain some of those mystery boom noises around the world

link to these "boom noises"? curious

www.abovetopsecret.com...

there are newer ones in different places

originally posted by: Baddogma
If he was perfectly lucid and sane, would we know?

There have been endless guffawed- out stories about presumably confused, chemical addled outliers trying to warn us of non-human interlopers... and we only hear about it on slow news days.

So, now we know that there are unknown vehicles whizzing around our haunted realm in staggering numbers and we still laugh at every report of dragon people shagging cat ladies in the night? For shame.

That is exactly how to say it. For shame indeed. How the hell can anything be laughed at now that we know that there are reliable witnesses sharing their experience with "UFO's" as Military Pilots, and that those things are not of this Earth is very likely.

a reply to: infolurker
This guy is the poster child for the sad state of mental health care in America.

And they wonder why there's mass shootings when you have no shortage of highly unstable individuals mingling among the general populance.

But yeah, it's the guns fault. 🙄

Of course it was a “Florida Man”…. I could have guessed what state he was from if it wasn’t included in the title.