posted on Jun, 28 2022 @ 02:28 PM
SAVVY the gorilla, from his zoo enclosure, kept looking to the sky, swatting the air.
Jimmy, his keeper noticed this odd behaviour, and that he wouldn’t eat peanuts given him; instead, hoard them as ammunition to throw back at the
gawkers.
In sign language, Jimmy asked SAVVY, “What’s wrong?”
SAVVY frowning, pointed to the sky, interlocked his fingers and then shook his head violently.
Jimmy, bewildered, “SAVVY, I don’t understand.”
Amazingly, SAVVY started speaking, “Those crazy aliens want to edit my DNA and turn me bloody human! Well, you can all just piss off!”
SAVVY scuttled away, never to return…
The END