Just when you think you have seen it all. Velveeta nail polish

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The mind blowing weirdness of this crazy market driven world has taken another step in to complete ludicrousness.

Just thought this is the perfect example of the bozo attempts of modern products to entice new consumers. But just who would they be I wonder,

a reply to: TerryMcGuire

Directly marketed to highschool girls and trailer trash of all ages.

Velveeta isn't cheese, for the record... But after thirty years on this rock I did buy a log and I will admit it makes an interesting grilled melted goo Sandwich

That's just too cheesy for my tastes....

a reply to: lordcomac

Velveeta isn't cheese

GASP!

How dare you! Velveeta is AMERICAN cheese!

a reply to: TerryMcGuire

I thought one of the benefits of young people wearing nail polish was that it helps to prevent them from chewing their fingernails..... Well, I suppose Velveeta is kinda nasty, so that still might work. Maybe.

a reply to: TerryMcGuire
No one ever lost money underestimating the taste of the American public.

a reply to: TerryMcGuire

Wait till they make Vegemite sunscreen... I actually saw someone prank a tourist to smear it on her.. many years ago.. lol

a reply to: TerryMcGuire

I saw this on the news this morning and was like oh my gawd no...

I can think of one person I know who may buy this and wear it then show it off on social media. HAHA. If she does I will so share here.

Velveeta is not cheese. It is processed orange goo.

a reply to: mblahnikluver

I just got you Doritos-colored lip gloss.

originally posted by: jerich0
a reply to: TerryMcGuire

Wait till they make Vegemite sunscreen... I actually saw someone prank a tourist to smear it on her.. many years ago.. lol

But did it work? I'm not exactly sure of the consistency of vegemite. I mean, if you're getting burnt, and if you don't have anything else to use, and if vegemite does form a protective layer over your skin, then I might do it.

Of course, that is only if it doesn't actually intensify the suns effects. If that was the case, then that would kinda be a mean prank.