This is why we have solvents and chainsaws

This dude had a heart attack after killing and trying to bury his live in girlfriend in S.C.

The po-po were initially called to the scene when someone saw an unresponsive man outside.

Has he never seen Dexter?

People always disappoint me.

He died after digging the pit. After putting her in trash bags.

This guy was 65. Way past he murder prime. Obviously.

If I have said it once I will say it again.

Cardio cardio cardio.



No foresight linkydink

"You get what you put in
And people get what they deserve"

Kid Rock

a reply to: Gothmog

Yes, exactly.

What this world needs is more kid rock quotes.

I think we all should move to port st joe and open a kid rock themed restaurant. That is where the money is.

Themed restaurants.

a reply to: TheAlleghenyGentleman

That is where the money is.

Themed restaurants.

I like that idea, we could also make them educational. We could open a restaurant called "Responsibilities & Consequences" and encourage the patrons to speak to staff as though they were commenting and posting on the internet, the staff could be armed with cattle prods.

a reply to: myselfaswell

We can also employ a drinking a driving race track out back to thin the herd. 5 lap minimum.

Entry is a fifth of whatever.

a reply to: TheAlleghenyGentleman

.......I'd actually pay to see that.

a reply to: DAVID64

See, the restaurant is making money already.

a reply to: TheAlleghenyGentleman

I think to speed things up a bit and give things a bit more spice we could have a random - outrun the cop car lap - whereby patrons get a free shot of their choice if they manage to do it.

a reply to: myselfaswell

And tasered when they get pulled over.

People always need motivation

I'm surprised at this point that no one has yet mentioned the vaccine as the culprit.

I mean, for the died murderer.

RIP for the deceased.

The woman, of course.

a reply to: coamanach

No! Bad poster! Bad!

Back into your cage!

a reply to: TheAlleghenyGentleman

As a Canadian, I'll surprise you here; I'm sorry aboot that...

a reply to: TheAlleghenyGentleman

He died after digging the pit. After putting her in trash bags.

Rookie move , you always dig the hole first then you kill them.

to much adrenaline coursing through your veins to think straight and dig a hole

a reply to: coamanach

Yes, stop that. Just say no. To Canada.

I don’t trust any country that sells milk in bags

a reply to: asabuvsobelow

All you need is some sense. Like I’ve seen shallow grave with the Mcgregor. That movie taught me when you murder. It is best to murder alone.

It’s also good to murder close to a bathtub.

a reply to: TheAlleghenyGentleman

I always wondered about those commercials a while back that had couples in bathtubs in the middle of nowhere. Was it one of the ones in the the tubs or did someone else do both?

The internet has tought me that:

A) you need to bury them standing up, to lessen heat by rotting detection,

B) you add a dead animal over it to throw off course the dogs, unless you have killed an animal, than you need to cover it with a dead human to look less sadistic.

C) my mom wouldn't be proud to know I know this... but she doesn't so it evens out

originally posted by: asabuvsobelow

Rookie move , you always dig the hole first then you kill them.

to much adrenaline coursing through your veins to think straight and dig a hole

When you get to be 65 and over, it's time to start getting other people to do the strenuous labor, even if you think you can handle it.

He should have called the FBI and told them that his girlfriend was a white supremacist who had assault weapons, ties to Russia, and was at The Great Insurrection of Jan. 6. They would have come in, shot her in the head, and carted the body off for him.

a reply to: beyondknowledge

I think those were timothy Leary sex cultists.

Merry pranksters.

Hippies are the worst. There isn’t a hole big enough.

Maybe the one in Brolin’s outer range.

originally posted by: TheAlleghenyGentleman
a reply to: Gothmog

Themed restaurants.

And perhaps a conspiracy themed cafe where outlaw topics are welcome. I'd be into that.