Joke.

"What do you call a paedophile with no legs?"

"A Creepy Crawly"

Or here's a good one.

Joe Biden.

a reply to: ntech

Way to make a simple joke all politics ntech. LoL

Whatever floats your boat i suppose.

What do you call a fly with no wings?

a walk.

sorry about the dad joke.. he ehehe

originally posted by: ntech
Or here's a good one.

Joe Biden.

Why back in my day in 1931 and we fought off the invasion of the great butterflies, why they'd creep all up your trousers and bite you. We held them off with chains and rip saws, sometimes we'd have to cut off our own legs and then limp to the nearest medic, 100000 miles away. But we stood still till someone told us to stop standing still..yep. 1860. It was the best year of my life. Made me who I am today, persistent on the United States of Afri..l I mean America.


-- You have to read this in Grampa Simpons voice..

Knock knock
Who is there?
No one
Great back to bed I go....

What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?

Still no idea.

a reply to: andy06shake
Where can you get dragon milk?
From a cow with short legs.

My dog has no nose.
How does it smell?
Terrible..

OO

"My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo."

"I had to put my foot down there"

a reply to: andy06shake

Since the onset of coup flu what I miss most is tantric yoga night at the seniors' center. I miss the camaraderie and displaced hips.

originally posted by: ConcernedCanadian
a reply to: andy06shake

[snip]

IKR!!

originally posted by: jerich0

originally posted by: ConcernedCanadian
a reply to: andy06shake

Loss of limb is no laughing matter. I used liquid laundry detergent as lube once and nearly broke my arm when I was flung from the bed during spin cycle.

IKR!!

come on, you gotta give a bloke a break, when he pulls the pisss...

originally posted by: kwakakev
What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?

Still no idea.

Dinner!

😇

What do you call a doddering old man in a soiled diaper ?






Mr. President...


👹


Sorry Andy...


Respectfully,
~meathead

a reply to: Mike Stivic

I'm not American Mike Stivic nor a fan of Biden, or the last fellow.

Have you seen Boris?

Now that's what you call "special".

a reply to: andy06shake

Boris cool guy, ya!

a reply to: jerich0

If that's Boris be on the Slim Fast or that balaclava has some effect on his midriff.