Achtung! Achtung! ATS is now ripe for THE HOFF's control!, page 3

posted on Apr, 1 2005 @ 11:37 AM

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Don't forget that it's 1st April!! Deny ignorance!!

posted on Apr, 1 2005 @ 11:38 AM

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You may have an insermountable posse of 80's super heros, but we have the added advantage of the over 80's dribble bus squad..

recently recruited during the Hoff's carribean stop off!

Plus, his Daddy is bigger than yours!

[edit on 1/4/05 by Klepto]

Risky_Bizness

posted on Apr, 1 2005 @ 11:40 AM

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INTEL UPDATE!!!!

The Hoff....and Coleman

Say it isnt so?????

The dynamic duo

files.abovetopsecret.com...

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Klepto

posted on Apr, 1 2005 @ 11:45 AM

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The Coleman situation was inevitable...

Hoff attacked him with a rythmic pelvic swing thus hypnotising him with his belt buckle of shame..

no one is safe....

HOFF HOFF HOFF!!!

(batteries sold seperately)

GrOuNd_ZeRo

posted on Apr, 1 2005 @ 02:41 PM

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-sends in James Bond from Hell to deal with all the 1980's "hero's"-

drfunk

posted on Apr, 1 2005 @ 07:25 PM

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Brothers! Paladins! Hoffmeisters! the opposing factions trying to retake the fatherland and hinder our progress is slow! but soon they will all fall under the hypnotic unparalleled beauty of THE HOFF! muahahahahahaha!

Listen to his lyrics, his power! no other musician has ever captivated the audience THE HOFF ever has!

I now present to you THE HOFF's greatest companion and second in command, the almight KITT!

no-one can resist a talking car! NO ONE! muahahaha

kinglizard

posted on Apr, 1 2005 @ 07:30 PM

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I’ve been dying to say this all day.

Have you all lost your ever lovin’ minds?