Achtung! Achtung! ATS is now ripe for THE HOFF's control!

Colonel of Phsyc warfare Dr. Bryan K Kruta invites all anti hoffers to join the AHM at the following thread.




ANTI HOFFERS UNITED FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF HOFF AND HIS CRONIES>

Attention Resistance... Attention Resistance... Airsupport is airborne, I repeat Airsupport is airborne, eta 1 minute...

The HOFF is such a fun guy. Don't forget to pick up your fan-club shirts when you join the club. All loyal hoffians will not be caught without the shirt on.

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Attention.... Attention... The resistance has undercover female officers enroute... stand by

[edit on 1-4-2005 by elevatedone]

We have EMS on standby... we will be ready for the fight..

But will hern Hoff be able to withstand General Dilemma? Even in Hoff's Michael Knight persona? I suspect that The General has no quibbles about dealing with talking cars.

Originally posted by elevatedone



[edit on 1-4-2005 by elevatedone]

(drool)
OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
[B]EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!![/B]
*faint*

[edit on 1-4-2005 by Indellkoffer]

the Resistance's Superhero has arrived.....

Finally!! Graphic material on this thread that isn't bannable under the T&C
( or at least should be )

Referring to the Charlie's Angels pics

Not that I have anything against CHIPS or GAH

[edit on 4/1/2005 by eaglewingz]

HHHHOOOFFFFF Takkkking

Ovvvvver miiiind....!!!!!

Tooooo Sexxxxxxy to ovvver powwwwer

HOFF HOFF HOFF!!!

Military Support is on Stand by awaiting further orders....

Of all the years lurking around ATS I have never seen a funnier thread....

Hail the "Hof" good one, thanks for the laugh today, I needed that....
And who posted that pic of BJ and the Bear, nice find that's an old show....

If I am going to hail anyone it will be Salma Hayek...

Sorry Hof Gods......

lol i love this one

Originally posted by elevatedone

the Resistance's Superhero has arrived.....

Uh...could we have a recount, there? How about Napoleon Solo instead. Or Picard. Or Kirk (or Spock. Or even EvilMirrorSpock!)

[edit on 1-4-2005 by Indellkoffer]

Originally posted by Hangover
lol i love this one

OOOoh! Can he come take over my house for a bit??? I promise I'll give him back in MOSTLY the same condition as before.

No you are!! lol

and finally.... our greatest weapon.... we can't be stopped,, we will not lose....

I'll be drivin' my truck against the HOFFs...............
'member me buddy??? (Goliath)

[edit on 1/4/05 by JAK]