Mods are gone? I'm taking over!

Babie you can always use me as your shield.

I'll join, as long I get to head next years April Fools committee, make it something less predictable than a satire of federal activity.

Also I would like to elect my god and leader THE HOFF as our master. Join the Hoff and spread the love!

thanks,
drfunk

Through political talks and treaties in chat I am now Emperor of the New ATS republic...I have no right to a opinion.....can't question the New ATS General and must behave myself..

No HOFF!!!


Did you FAIL to see my ANTI-HOFF insignia!? Perhaps you MISSED IT! INFADEL!!!

Stop Screaming. I can't hear anymore. You made me deaf.

*points at drfunk

Off with his head

Originally posted by UK Wizard
Through political talks and treaties in chat I am now Emperor of the New ATS republic...I have no right to a opinion.....can't question the New ATS General and must behave myself..

Good, you know yoru place, my puppet... Just remember, I have trained lemming assassins following you everywhere. If you make a move against me, you won't be able to regret it!

Originally posted by cmdrkeenkid
Just remember, I have trained lemming assassins following you everywhere. If you make a move against me, you won't be able to regret it!

*pets lemming*

As long as I have crown and throne I'm happy

The hoff militia is on the move...calling *cough* loyal *cough* subjects to crush the rebels

www.abovetopsecret.com...

Originally posted by cmdrkeenkid
No HOFF!!!


Did you FAIL to see my ANTI-HOFF insignia!? Perhaps you MISSED IT! INFADEL!!!

Pleashe, allow me to offer my shervishes...

If only you will send someone to reshcue me. I am being held Hoshtage at the Hoff Imperial Beachhoushe.

Originally posted by JamesBlonde
I am being held Hoshtage at the Hoff Imperial Beachhoushe.

Which would imply beaches...which would imply speedos...which would imply...hell on earth

Good luck

Listen, whoever eventually ends up in charge is going to need a ruthless enforcer to implement new policies. I would like to humbly recommend myself as the ideal candidate for that job... just till the mods get back.

Now let's start the betting on who is behind this little April Fools Prank. My money is on Skeptic Overlord.

My gun:


Me in action:
www.putfile.com...

Yeah so.....I'm going to go ahead and take the Fragile Earth forum now. You've been evicted Cobra. Sorry.

Step aside, boys. I'm running the show now.

Get over here and give me a back rub.

Originally posted by ThatsJustWeird
Me in action:
www.putfile.com...

Yeah so.....I'm going to go ahead and take the Fragile Earth forum now. You've been evicted Cobra. Sorry.

ThatsJustWeird -- I'll raise your fast shooter with the fact that I'm out of estrogen and I have a gun -- also note my current mood. Fragile Earth is MINE!!

Originally posted by justme1640
ThatsJustWeird -- I'll raise your fast shooter with the fact that I'm out of estrogen and I have a gun -- also note my current mood. Fragile Earth is MINE!!

Oh yeah, well your non estrogen gun carrying self is no match for my

"Laser"


*evil laugh*

Originally posted by UK Wizard
Which would imply beaches...which would imply speedos...which would imply...hell on earth

Good luck

HaHa!!!



I escape!!!!

It pleases me tro see that I can leave for a while and none of you attempt to usurp my power. Now continue to take down those evil Hoffmeisters!

Also, yes Vagabond, you have control of the Secret Police of my ATS reign.

ooohhh...

I am staying outta' this one...

I'm not seeing anything. Me neither. Let's go play with trucks or something. Good idea.

:walks away:

april fools...