Image of Jesus Appears on Floor of Church in Upstate New York

originally posted by: NoCorruptionAllowed

originally posted by: carewemust
a reply to: NoCorruptionAllowed

Side view of Darth Vader.

Besides, Jesus would NEVER appear on a nasty floor.

He'd choose a wall, or even better, the ceiling.

Well I'm glad you know him that well.

Every human can, if he/she takes the time to get acquainted.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: NoCorruptionAllowed

I see Batman.

Closer, maybe the bottom right.

a reply to: NoCorruptionAllowed

Not even kidding, I just last night I was binge watching the TV show "Evil" Season 2 Episode 7 where they investigate a miracle at a Silent Monkery.


Then my sister sent a text with this G'zus Water Mark.

a reply to: NoCorruptionAllowed

That is wonderful! Jesus is a good friend of mine....love him.

That nose...its Dick Tracy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: NoCorruptionAllowed

I see Batman.

I see a Tuskin Raider.

a reply to: NoCorruptionAllowed

That's not so Unbelievable , I just had Breakfast with Jesus this Morning ..........

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: NoCorruptionAllowed

I see Batman.

Yeah, but which one? Michael Keaton? Val Kilmer? I'm thinking George Clooney.

originally posted by: Zanti Misfit
a reply to: NoCorruptionAllowed

That's not so Unbelievable , I just had Breakfast with Jesus this Morning ..........

I was just coming to comment on Texas Toast. I am not disappointed.


Next up.... WAFFLES!!!

a reply to: NoCorruptionAllowed

Do you know what the 3rd secret of Fatima is?

a reply to: NoCorruptionAllowed





collecting church collapses

a reply to: noscopebacon

Janitor mop the floor the night before with a dirty mop?

Oh, the possibilities….

Great OP, thank you!

a reply to: NoCorruptionAllowed

Full collection baskets this Easter…



a reply to: NoCorruptionAllowed

I see the metal giant from the Oasis……

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I love this kind of stuff and I love Jesus but this just looks like a wet spot.

It barely looks like a person, let alone Jesus.

Definitely doesn't look like the shroud of Turin either.

Jesus is going to show up In much more spectacular fashion and his signs are way cooler than that.

However, now that I think about it. Maybe it was very profound for the pastor who discovered it, and that was just what he needed to see to build his faith that day.

That looks like a soldier in a Nazi helmet or star wars Dark Vader soldier.

Remember though Jesus said in one verse "For I have come to turn ‘a man against his father, a daughter against her mother, a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law—’”

originally posted by: dashen
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I see guy smiley

Now there's a conspiriacy.

Guy Smiley?

Prince Charming?

or a Hipster?


Which one left the stain, or was it all the same person that did it? Who is "Guy Smiley", and if this stain is any evidence, who killed him and why?

To me it looks like a cleaver use of water to fake a holy miracle.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: NoCorruptionAllowed

I see Batman.

I see a water stain from leaky doors.

It doesn't look like Jesus.

Must have been a slow news day.

The number of Jesus' have been staggering.
Did you know he resurrects in every people all over the world at an interval of 72 years ?

Hes just trying to tell you all, that he loves you, and you should smile



oh and PS: Stop fighting each other!