Shocking Revelation from Apocalyptic Dream: God is Gay!!!

THIS IS A BREAKING TRANSMISSION FROM THE SOUL FAMILIES OF THE JOLLY OLD JOKER AND THE GENTLE OLD FOOL

Shocking Revelation from Apocalyptic Dream: God is Gay!!!



TL/DR: A Hairdresser on Fire Came to me in a dream and told me God is Gay and that nobody cares.





By which I mean God is happy, excited, merry, joyful, carefree, and bright!

(And super gay too!)



Alternatively Titled:

“You will never walk alone because we are all-one in Christ together”



Book 1991

Chapter 2 – Happy Birthday Professor Chaos



This prophetic word of God, that came to me in a dream, is channeled through our lovable Auntie Christ - White Rabbit Canada, on behalf of Kek, the Bringer of Truth and Light. As many of you already know, Kek is here, alongside his/her twin flame Kekuit to help usher in a new era of Christ and Unity consciousness for all of humanity through memes, magic, and laughter.

Welcome to Paradise!

IN THE NAME OF TRUTH, LIGHT, UNCONDITIONAL LOVE, MERCY, COMPASSION, FORGIVENESS, KARMA, JUSTICE AND ALL THAT OTHER GOOD JAZZ
AND AS ALWAYS --- FOR THE GREATEST GOOD OF ALL
MARK THESE WORDS

IN ACCORDANCE WITH DIVINE PROVIDENCE
IN PERFECT DIVINE TIMING
IN KEEPING WITH FREE WILL

MAY THIS MESSAGE OF HOPE FIND YOU

What would you do Dear Heart, if I told you that everything and everyone that you see all around you, every conceivable and inconceivable dream across an infinite myriad of realities, all exist to some potential within the magnificent mind of God?

Well it is true and this is where YOU live. You live in the Heart of Mother Nature, in the Mind of God.

The essence of God’s mind is Pure Majesty, Unconditional Love, and Perfection.

God does not hate or discriminate. God knows that while we are all unique expressions of source, we are all one together and share the same undefinable transcendent brilliance.



To enter God’s Holy Kingdom, you are called to put down your sword and create a handmade heaven within yourself, based on Love, Tolerance, Compassion, Forgiveness, Grace, Beauty and Light. (And all that other good jazz of course!)



Become like a child and awaken once more to the dazzling colour, beauty and bliss which bathes our world. It is time to cherish everything we cannot live without.

Christ lives in this place and his song is love.



You my child, are a carbon kid with a sinister diagram. You are younger than the universe and born in the heart of a star.



Your journey home has just begun!

Enjoy your ride my little butterfly.



THIS GODSPELL IS DEDICATED TO THE ESTEEMED AND MASTERFUL HEADHUNTER JOHN D. SWANNE ON BEHALF OF SAINT ANNE AND YOUR LAUDABLE MINIONS IN THE ENTIRE ILLUMINATI. (OF WHICH YOU ARE THE CREATOR AND THE LEADER.)






THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE TO THE LIGHT.

YOU ARE LOVED BEYOND ALL MEASURE.

THIS IS MY DECREE. THIS OR SOMETHING BETTER.

THIS DECREE IS, AS ALWAYS, BOTH RETROACTIVE AND PROACTIVE.

SO IT HAS BEEN WRITTEN.
SO IT HAS BEEN DONE.
SO BE IT.

THIS MESSAGE OF HOPE HAS BEEN APPROVED BY THE SOUL FAMILIES OF THE JOLLY OLD JOKER AND THE GENTLE OLD FOOL

Thank you for reading!

Whatever you're smoking ...? I think I'd cut back some.

originally posted by: ketsuko
Whatever you're smoking ...? I think I'd cut back some.

AHHH!! He's just letting his mind wander.

One day he'll find some indisputable proof that nobody can deny and make the folks calling him crazy look.... crazy.

originally posted by: ketsuko
Whatever you're smoking ...? I think I'd cut back some.

C'mon Kets, live a little. We gotta try some of that.

Waiter...I'll have some of whatever he ordered.

a reply to: OwenandNoelle

LOL -- Had to S&F for effort and creativity!!!

But gay? How can God be gay when God is the one and only? Hmmmm.... I suppose being God, and therefore the Creator, he could just create a reasonable facsimile.

But that isn't very inclusive

a reply to: OwenandNoelle

Wouldn't a god be non binary and non sexual?

I just can't imagine a god having sex organs.
What would they need them for? Sex with another god?

How would that work if we are talking about a one god religion?

I think I get it

a reply to: OwenandNoelle

Can I get some of what you're smoking?

Or tabbing.

Tell God i said wassup.

Possibly the dumbest post ever, anywhere.

A new internet low. Congrats AntiChrist.

a reply to: Boadicea



Sheesh, he might trans too ...

a reply to: ketsuko

Sheesh, he might trans too ...

Oh what a thought!!!

But it might be preferable to simply changing one's self than to create a whole new being what with that whole free will and all... If anyone can God can!

a reply to: Boadicea

He's been a donkey and burning bush. He can be whatever He wants.

originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: Boadicea

He's been a donkey and burning bush. He can be whatever He wants.

LOL -- Damn right!

Mock8ng God will backfire on you.
Maybe not today but it is coming...keep it up.

a reply to: OwenandNoelle

a reply to: OwenandNoelle

Nah, God is not gay, God is a hermaphrodite, the bible tells you soo.

originally posted by: DeathSlayer
Mock8ng God will backfire on you.
Maybe not today but it is coming...keep it up.

a reply to: OwenandNoelle

Oh I am pretty sure the god this member is hailing is not the God some of us know.

originally posted by: marg6043
a reply to: OwenandNoelle

Nah, God is not gay, God is a hermaphrodite, the bible tells you soo.

No, being neither male or female isn't quite the same as being hermaphrodite which is the peculiar quality of being both without being either. I really don't think the concept of gender matters a whole lot to God except as He needed a way to increase the creatures of the earth.

a reply to: ketsuko

Actually I base that in the bible that says So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them, It could no be any clear than that, in order to make men and women both in his image indicate that God itself have both genders.

originally posted by: scraedtosleep
a reply to: OwenandNoelle

Wouldn't a god be non binary and non sexual?

I just can't imagine a god having sex organs.
What would they need them for? Sex with another god?

How would that work if we are talking about a one god religion?

What is non binary lol I've never got a answer from anyone! I've always thought if God was anything like is written it's life would be extremely boring kinda like taking care of fish tanks that never change or running out of imagination.

a reply to: marg6043

In that respect, I think God created man in His image is the basic body plan, and male and female is a splitting of God's essential nature. We are each halves of the whole which is why we are intended to cleave to one another as male and female, man and wife.