Entanglement. TT2022.

Along the port war was raging.

Perhaps, I thought, beneath the waves me and my men could find peace.

And then, in the land unknown is where we surfaced.

Where Tyrannosaurus Rex ruled, and the Triceratops were nervous.

And the Neanderthal woman were gracious.

"Guys ... look does anybody want to fix the U-Boat rudder"?

Yeah, give it a week.

OK fine, I'll just turn on the engine myself ...

"What are you doing"?

a reply to: halfoldman

And thus, with no fuel to return, I would not allow my men to adjust to such a cruel and kinky place.

Never mind that they were already in the army.

But after four months I saw the offspring of my first mate.

This hairy little Mowgli that went "Da Da"?
And I thought: "Maybe living in the Land of the Lost ain't so bad at all".

OK, nuke the submarine.

The Land that Time Forgot:

But wait a minute, if I'm Homo Sapiens and they are mixed - does that mean I'm my own grand (times a thousand) own grandpa?

Well yeah, if you had a time machine and slept around, actually yes.

Well thank God I'm gay, not complicating past-future-now.

I mean "Back to the future" was eventually a minor scandal because he almost dated his own mom.
I mean unknowingly in the past, and never went very far, but the studio almost pulled the plug.

But hey, luckily most punters never got the plot-line anyway.

a reply to: halfoldman

lol
Bravo