What job would God incarnate have?

Let's entertain the thought that God Himself incarnated as a simple man in the flesh.

What sort of job would he have?

I like to think he might be a game developer. Afterall, life is all a big game.

Or maybe a security guard, keeping people safe.
Walking in circles seems like something he'd be comfortable with.

Or perhaps a janitor!
A humble but needed occupation, keeping things tidy for everyone else.

Or maybe he'd run a homeless shelter.
I don't know.


What do you think?

Carpenter?

a reply to: QwertyMyself

God is everyone and all of us
We make god because we are god
If god had a job he would be all our jobs
the end

a reply to: QwertyMyself

Shepherd...

originally posted by: japhrimu
Carpenter?

Makes sense. Jesus was a carpenter... runs in the family.

I would have said Santa Claus; I still want to believe.

Yeah I like those answers better already. Lol.

I think he would run a small, year round beach cafe on the southwest coast of England. All life is there.

a reply to: QwertyMyself

Oy. Uber driver. Car wash.

But I like..." Hello? 911. What's your emergency? This is Officer Jesus"

(* Bless me father, if I have sinned..!)
WAIT A MINUTE!!!

Which God, whose God, their God's, our God's and "God"?....that's a whole bunch of incarnate and re- incarnate possibilities!

He'd be an old-school barkeep at a small country tavern or inn someplace.

Where He'd patiently listen to all your problems and confessions. Then would give you sage advice on life's great mysteries, over a cold one.

I have a 1960's hippie comix called " The further adventures of Jesus"...where he comes back, busted hitchin rides, sandals, long hair, no I.D.....

" Hello Officers! I'm Jesus!"
"Sure ya are. Get in the car!"

To think...that could really happen!?!?

originally posted by: japhrimu
Carpenter?

Only while self-training as a freelance teacher.

a reply to: QwertyMyself

The Greek word used to describe Christ’s job was builder, exactly what He built?
He was described as a “tektron”, builder/handyman, carpenter or mason, nobody really knows.
Maybe a vintner, would have made a decent doctor, but my bet, Judge

I bet he would be a place close to homeless, poor and sick people.
But as god the creator of all, I think he is already there

a reply to: QwertyMyself

Howdy... Good thread by the way. Seriously ...I want to negate my use of humor above.

If he incarnates? I believe God IS Incarnate within the sun, moon, stars in the sky, babies, flowers, birds, sky.

I propose for you to only consider:

God never left
God never changed, morphed...
Always GOD

We've only to look at everything. God is God incarnate..

God will never...he is the only player.🙏

originally posted by: japhrimu
Carpenter?

Last time he sent a carpenter, they nailed the carpenter to a pole and crucified him.

I don't think that god would do that again.

I was a carpenter, I want to mention this so nobody decides to nail me to a pole.

That job is yet to come.

This seems appropriate.

to live a pure life and sinless life and then die a sacrifice for the sins all men who would believe on him. Guaranteeing you eternal salvation forever.