Khoisan King removed.

Wow, not cheap # either.
Somebody at some point really liked me.

The gay beauty ... and the beast!

But I thought I was the "Beauty".

I'm "the beast", now that's depressing.

Turkish bath ...

Oooh, they got a spa for men?

Now that I think we could include in our culture.

And as I'm being scrubbed down by a massive Turkish man, I'm thinking, what would Kirk Cameron do?

"Dude, have you ever told a lie ...?"

Nope, whatever you do right now, don't do that.
Save it for some lost tribe in the Amazon.
(Joke, OK.)

Don't try to evangelize the dentist either: "So by your own admission you're a thieving, lying" ... DRILLING!

Should you tell them about Jesus?

Naah, deal with the fact your barber and bank manager are probably going to hell.

Bad joke, I know.

Something i wanted to share.
But I know it will cause upset.
So for the moment, that's it.

Everything on this planet right now is reincarnated.

But there's supposed to be a door between lifetimes.

You never did close the door properly.

So, what happened the other day?

Dropped off at gym and I realize I have no lock.

So run to the pharmacy (which is more like a supermarket), and they've got locks!
But all in this claw-packaging.

I found a lock.

So dashing back to gym, i see this can of deodorant.

Cap is missing, so I think tt's a tester.

Not even very expensive, it's called "Integrity".

I'm like I love that smell, I've got to have it.

And she's like, "That was not a tester, some customer stole the cap.
Come back next week sir".

And did you get it?

Yeah, with 250 mls extra.

Maybe they squeezed a fat can into a longish can.