a reply to:
Irishhaf
You’re going to go fight the russians in a-10, I’m going in an F-22, I’ll be in my stealth fighter 🥷 and I’ll see you going down in
flames. My Call Sign is Black Viper, I graduated 1st in Top Gun ‘class of ‘91, I have 13 unconfirmed kills, and have personally fought in the
battle of Mariana Trench a highly classified engagement with UFOs, in which they used a magnetic electron gravitational field accelerator to part the
seas like God, and suck the water to the side, exposing the trench to a deep underground UFO base, using reverse engineering, we managed to used
special forces to activate the shield, exposing themselves allowing our planes and missiles to destroy the base, i shot down 360 UFO 🛸 drones the
size of cars designed to cause mass confusion as they escape in stealth vehicles, I shot down one, that managed to be exposed for a brief second by
the glow a drone, allowing a lock, thus becoming the first naval aviator to get a confirmed UFO alien kill, earning the Title Super Top Gun Inter
Galactic Ace. My patch is being designed by Gucci, and Nike I’m awaiting official confirmation. I’m also on the call up list, so I hope this
all goes away, I’m “officially” retired, with the rank of Captain, but if called up I’ll be demoted to my retirement rank of Lt. Commander,
either way I’m your superior officer and I’m having you card pulled by the Brass, as you will be charged under the stolen valour act, if not,
welcome aboard, I like my coffee double double with a bagel and cream cheese, a breakfast sausage sandwich, an orange, and some some lemonade,
wait.
I just got an email alert on may iPad, I ve been ordered to tell you we just sent code red Red Tango, InShAlla, communications hacked,
this….is…..the blood of the Arab, rising to warn you, the real threat is underground, Alla Ackbar!
Man, that was weird, that’s what the email said, so I guess we are tango red, wait another email, you’ve been ordered to go in full gear to
Langley, an Uber will be at your door in 7 minutes.
Guys this is real, get your fat ass in to gear specialist. You are now promoted to Lt. You will now fly the A 10 and not be in the rear with gear.
Well, good luck because if you lost to mountain people, imagine what a state of the art military will do to your airbase.
edit on 22-1-2022 by
Randomname2 because: (no reason given)