Covid Will Now Be Cured

a reply to: JAGStorm

Surely Its got to be Nicki Minaj cousins friends pecker.

... and in the end, it was just a plot by the Chinese to shrink western penises, thus destroying our collective big "D" energy

If this had any basis in reality, it would be a marketing ploy to bleat for the va-a-a-a-a-aa-a-a-ax!
get the v-a-a-a-a-a-a-ax!
it prevents you from getting a shrunken weiner!

Of course they'd be once again ignoring reality, where the jabs are causing abnormally tiny genitalia for children born of jabbed mothers, but I guess they'd never admit to that anyway.

Looking forward to the first time I see someone in an electric car putting a "anti-vax-gave-me-a-small-weiner" bumper sticker on someones truck.

originally posted by: JAGStorm

HERE

Man claims his penis shrank 1.5 inches, ‘COVID d – – k is real’ say docs

Lord Have Mercy! They are going to be handing out Ivermectin out like candy.
They will have Ivermectin body wash. Everyone will be given therapeutics. Boosters will be given out weekly during lunches.
Masking will be required, Conservative and Liberal men will go arm in arm as they lock down positive women and children.

Nothing, and I mean nothing will cure a disease faster than mens need to have their manly parts intact.
Nations will cooperate, they will share data. They will put every scientist on earth on the Save the D project.
Living will just be a nice side effect.

Joking, but not Joking!!!!

Thanks. I needed a laugh this morning.

originally posted by: JAGStorm

originally posted by: vNex92
a reply to: JAGStorm

That story looks like a fear mongering articles

It is well known that Covid can cause vascular issues…

The main reason that we think this occurs is something what we call endothelial dysfunction,” she explained. “That’s basically the cells that line your blood vessels … and they’re really important for the function of many different organs.”

Yep, bad circulation = limp peepee

a reply to: JAGStorm

Covid is a cold, meaning from the common cold family crossed with SARS, you can not kill a cold, no yet, when the day comes that somebody find a way to kill a cold, it will be breakthrough of the century.

We talk about it this here in ATS, I Rember thinking that is no way in hell it will be a darn jab that can cure the virus.

The jabs has been useless from the beginning, you as well go over the counter and get zcam or Oscillococcinum Flu when you have the first symptoms is less dangerous and more efficient, if you are a healthy adult.

Other treatments should be available for people with pre existing health issues.

Was never a serious virus !

a reply to: JAGStorm

I have to say, I read the article and realized was a joke, yep you are right, nothing will put men on the line like having issues with winky.

a reply to: JAGStorm

That's just from the weight gain due to lockdowns. Drop about 30 pounds it'll be back to normal in no time.

a reply to: Hypntick

Yep is hard to see winky with a big belling hanging over it, that is why many think their winky shrunk.

originally posted by: andy06shake
a reply to: JAGStorm

Surely Its got to be Nicki Minaj cousins friends pecker.

That’s right, she was trying to talk about this when media cancelled her out…

But it was from the vax!

Don't worry guys there will be just as many women upset about this, still claiming that size doesn't matter though of course.

a reply to: JAGStorm

I think it might have been the sound of laughter that ""cancelled her out"" JAGStorm as opposed to the media.

I don't know too many real grown arse men that go around measuring their junk.... Then telling others about it.... sounds like an episode of South Park.

No just another group of dummies will get the injections.
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