Foosba.. Oculus 2 is the devil.

Ok, this is not a rant.

This is a man in his (coughs) fifteeeees trying to figure this thing out. That down arrow is the goal.

gamerant.com...

Am I supposed to SMASH it open like a nice box of that Orange Chocolate ball?

It says to squeeze it and it will come off. But apparently I'm a puny man!

Also I have arthritis in my hands.

LITTLE HELP? 😁

Sincerely insanely membrany.....
Bigburgh.

a reply to: Bigburgh

It requires magic to open it. If you don't know the secret chant, then there is only 1 alternative.. You have to put your tutu back on, and get your ballerina shoes out of the closet. Then you must twirl around and dance non-stop for exactly 5 minutes and 23 seconds.

The timing is very important, and you only get 3 attempts before it self-destructs.

Good luck.

a reply to: Bigburgh
From the article:

"On the controller, users will notice a symbol on the side of the grip. Push down on the symbol with a thumb, and the battery cover should pop off of the controller."

I would use slight pressure in the direction of the arrow, whilst also pressing down on it.

The answer is always, get a bigger hammer. I'm sure a good whack while that thing is sitting on concrete will point it towards the arrow.

You're welcome 😁

If I was tasked with such a thing, I would probably get frustrated and break it.
So I would give it back to my son and tell him that I wouldn't even try to help.

a reply to: BrokenCircles

Sweet (reckassluggbrrrblaaaaaaaa *mutterings*)....
Chants.. 🎶Chicken bone chicken bone lucky lucky chicken bone🎶🎵


How about this?
Laughing uncontrollably squeezing this controller REALIZING I still have another controller.

Cheeres
🤣🤣🤣

a reply to: Bigburgh

Just put your thumb on the side and push down.

It will slide off in your hand.

originally posted by: EternalShadow
a reply to: Bigburgh
From the article:

"On the controller, users will notice a symbol on the side of the grip. Push down on the symbol with a thumb, and the battery cover should pop off of the controller."

I would use slight pressure in the direct of the arrow, whilst also pressing down on it.

(Still laughing 🤣🤣) I'M TRYING🤣🤣😆😆😆😂😂😂

a reply to: BrokenCircles
I am so disappointed in you.


How could you forget the part about recording a video of himself twirling and dancing, and that it absolutely must be posted here, for the magic to work?


To the OP: Find a kid, they can always figure it out in about 3 seconds.

originally posted by: butcherguy
If I was tasked with such a thing, I would probably get frustrated and break it.
So I would give it back to my son and tell him that I wouldn't even try to help.

Ok, this is sound advice and I strongly agree.


Ok, "little timmy" saw an oculus thread recently. Little timmy has a friend who bought one for his "medical business". timmy was so impressed, he used his Christmas money to go buy one without asking anybody....

So I bought me a toy.... much like the drone little timmy swore to never buy.
www.instagram.com...

Imma bad boy😆😆😂🤣🤣😂

originally posted by: Bigburgh

originally posted by: EternalShadow
a reply to: Bigburgh
From the article:

"On the controller, users will notice a symbol on the side of the grip. Push down on the symbol with a thumb, and the battery cover should pop off of the controller."

I would use slight pressure in the direct of the arrow, whilst also pressing down on it.

(Still laughing 🤣🤣)

I'M TRYING🤣🤣😆😆😆😂😂😂

You put too much sauce on it. It's now sticking.

originally posted by: chiefsmom
a reply to: BrokenCircles
I am so disappointed in you.


How could you forget the part about recording a video of himself twirling and dancing, and that it absolutely must be posted here, for the magic to work?

If it was anyone else, I would have mentioned that, but since it was Bigburgh, I just assumed he'd probably turn it into a GIF and use it as his avatar.

originally posted by: chiefsmom
a reply to: BrokenCircles
I am so disappointed in you.


How could you forget the part about recording a video of himself twirling and dancing, and that it absolutely must be posted here, for the magic to work?


To the OP: Find a kid, they can always figure it out in about 3 seconds.

***SINGING HYSTERICALLY HAPPY *** HELL YAYY MOTHERFATHRS!!

IT'S OPEN!!!!!

My sister got it! Her hand are tiny.... but she did one handed shoving it in my belly!

originally posted by: BrokenCircles

originally posted by: chiefsmom
a reply to: BrokenCircles
I am so disappointed in you.


How could you forget the part about recording a video of himself twirling and dancing, and that it absolutely must be posted here, for the magic to work?

If it was anyone else, I would have mentioned that, but since it was Bigburgh, I just assumed he'd probably turn it into a GIF and use it as his avatar.

See, this right here is why i love you all.

Don't mind the basement. There's batteries down here.😁😁😁😁

Bigburgh, I just assumed he'd probably turn it into a GIF and use it as his avatar.

Bigburgh, I just assumed he'd probably turn it into a GIF and use it as his avatar.

a reply to: Bigburgh
WARNING!~!

Read Big's post SLOWLY~

LOL I read it fast.
Then had to read several more times to not freak out a little!

Glad you got it!

originally posted by: LogicalGraphitti
The answer is always, get a bigger hammer. I'm sure a good whack while that thing is sitting on concrete will point it towards the arrow.

You're welcome 😁

I came real close😄😄

originally posted by: chiefsmom
a reply to: Bigburgh
WARNING!~!

Read Big's post SLOWLY~

LOL I read it fast.
Then had to read several more times to not freak out a little!

Glad you got it!

HELL YAYY MOTHERFATHRS..... Mother & Father mooshed.

Thanks for coming with me into a slow ride into insanity.



Wow talk about messing with your senses.... this thing is bad ass.

To bad come next year you'll be required to have a META Facebook account to log in..

Anyway, Thanks for coming.
(a kid dancing)

originally posted by: andy06shake
a reply to: Bigburgh

Just put your thumb on the side and push down.

It will slide off in your hand.

Yes! It worked! However Littleburgh fid it😅😅😅😅
Star

a reply to: Bigburgh

Smashing.

Make sure you have plenty of room and don't play near any expensive monitors or large screen TVs.

It works great wireless with your PC, as long as your PC is wired to the router.