North Koreans banned from laughing as country mourns Kim Jong Il’s death

How much you want to bet Kim will spend the whole week drinking Korean martinis and playing video games when he's not spying on his constituents via security feeds?

a reply to: TzarChasm

Every TV is broadcasting Comedy Central, 24/7. While soldiers with machine guns stand outside your window, looking in.

originally posted by: halfoldman
Wouldn't this be a diplomatic time to invite US Vice-president Kamala Harris?

"Welcome to the DPRK. How are you VP Harris"?

"I'm fine, but ha, ha, ha ,,, excuse me, but how are yoo-hoo-hoo-hoo"?

They would lock her away in a hard labor camp for making fun of the Supreme Leader.

originally posted by: tamusan
a reply to: ColoradoTemplar

I wouldn't laugh much if I was an average citizen living in North Korea anyway.

That's what I was thinking.

I suppose, after all these years.....what's another eleven days?

a reply to: ColoradoTemplar

Tickle tickle

Yeah, it's crazy. They probably even have to recite a pledge of allegiance. Brainwashed fools...

a reply to: rickymouse

Eighties Rap approves because when you put both KIm's together? They be 'Illun

a reply to: ColoradoTemplar


Is Spitting on his Grave Ok ?

originally posted by: Crowfoot
Eighties Rap approves because when you put both KIm's together? They be 'Illun

Eighties rap may be funky but, for a more sombre mood , I'd request the Josh Wink classic "Don't laugh".

So if I lived in NK and didn't like my boss or neighbor anyone all I have to do is say you were laughing ? Sounds like the witch trials .

originally posted by: Ravenwatcher
So if I lived in NK and didn't like my boss or neighbor anyone all I have to do is say you were laughing ? Sounds like the witch trials .

You wouldn't have to say anything. .....

You've got eleven days to clean up and dispose of the evidence.

a reply to: Tulpa

Think these South Korean pop artists knew?

originally posted by: Crowfoot
a reply to: Tulpa

Think these South Korean pop artists knew?

"The sound quality is great!!!"

Those guys geddit.

a reply to: ColoradoTemplar

Coming to a country near you; I love Joe Biden.

Ha.

Don’t worry N. Koreans.

I had a few chuckles for you at this.

Mourning has broken - nope no blackbirds please.
Only patriotic cranes:
www.abc.net.au...

So North Koreans are banned from any form of self-expression?

Sounds like North Korea is going the way of the United States.

originally posted by: incoserv
So North Koreans are banned from any form of self-expression?

Sounds like North Korea is going the way of the United States.

It will be a great loss for us all when our countries can no longer look at the mess we're getting into and say "at least we're not like North Korea".

originally posted by: ColoradoTemplar
This is totally crazy!

Do you know what else is crazy? The fact that everyone is considering this as true when there's only one anonymous source.

But, having said that, I wouldn't be surprised if it's true.