Italian dentist presents fake arm for vaccination

MILAN — A dentist in Italy faces possible criminal charges after trying to receive a coronavirus vaccine in a fake arm made of silicone.
A nurse in the northern city of Biella, Filippa Bua, said she could tell right away that something was off when a man presented the phony limb for a shot on Thursday.

“When I uncovered the arm, I felt skin that was cold and gummy, and the color was too light,’’ Bua told Italian newspaper Corriere della Sera.
She said she initially thought the 57-year-old man was an amputee and had mistakenly offered the wrong arm. She lifted his shirt and saw a silicone arm.
“I understood immediately that the man was trying to avoid the vaccination by using a silicone prosthetic, into which he hoped that I would inject the drug, unaware, Bua said.

The nurse said the man acknowledged he did not want a vaccine but to obtain a “super” health pass, which from Monday will be required to enter restaurants, cinemas, theaters and other venues in Italy.

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I don't know what to say about this news item. Do the vaxxed really believe that this guy went to all of that trouble because he is afraid of needles?

Inviting all limericks which tell this story in Irish lyrical format.....

Displaying rare bottle and class

A dentist craved a super health pass

A nurse in a white skirt

when she lifted his shirt

felt an invisible hand pat her ass

a reply to: HilterDayon

A sneaky ol' dentist he was
With fake arm presenting be-cuz
The needle he hated
Had worth much conflated
But was prerequisite for a buzz.

A sneaky ol' dentist was he
Presenting a fake arm to be
Injected with stuff
Not half tested enough
But required for him to be free.

The dentist just gave Morticians who don't want the jab a bright idea.

a reply to: HilterDayon

Hah! He took an idea I had been dwelling on for many months now. But I only want to extract whatever it is they are injecting and analyse it under MY personal microscope. Perhaps I will arrange an equity disbursement with some local hooligans to raid, ahem, borrow indefinitely a batch from a local vaccine center to be analysed independently.

Oh noooo... Anyone reading this , do not take this at face value. no stop don't ....

On another note, does anyone know if I can just outright purchase a batch of doses through an LLC??

A for effort?

Surprised as a dentist he didn’t have a doctor friend who would just sign a piece of paper for him.

For someone in the medical field, this dentist isn't too bright.

a reply to: HilterDayon


He we go mate, apparently one guy was busted selling them online in Australia.

They cost $1500 and come in a variety of different skin colours (with all the relevant paraphernalia).





Anti-vaxxer in Australia Sells $1500 Fake Arm to Escape Getting Vaccinated for Covid

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a reply to: HilterDayon

omg im ded...

cheers for that..

but, silly dentist, 10 for effort and a genius idea though..

originally posted by: new_here
a reply to: HilterDayon

A sneaky ol' dentist he was
With fake arm presenting be-cuz
The needle he hated
Had worth much conflated
But was prerequisite for a buzz.

A sneaky ol' dentist was he
Presenting a fake arm to be
Injected with stuff
Not half tested enough
But required for him to be free.

This is great stuff

on a 40c day, with but a pedestal fan to ease the humidity, a good chuckle is much needed..

originally posted by: MiddleInsite
For someone in the medical field, this dentist isn't too bright.

oh i dunno, smart enough to feel the need to not be experimented on..

could have done better though, heh..

a reply to: HilterDayon

For a super pass he would have paid handsomely in cash
But then an idea came, maybe a silicone arm would fool the wee lass
Ah for a super pass, just to do the things you enjoyed freely in the past
Ah for a super pass, to feel like one of the elite at last

Today it’s for a jab, tomorrow it could be for crabs
Not likely though if the singles can’t mingle
And a fella can’t use his dingle
Ah what won’t a young man do for a super pass

A super pass for me, a super pass ye
A super pass a super pass to bag a super lass

a reply to: HilterDayon


Ummm…pretty much a…supper pass…init…?


How can you have any pudding…?


To crave for that ole super pass
If fortune still favors the crass
The arm he presented
No doubt he had rented
Yet still bared that arm for the lass


The nurse wasn’t fooled by the cheat
Nor did she think “my how neat”
Rather it’s said
The Polizia instead
Swept the man clear off his feet




YouSir

a reply to: HilterDayon

This is why I have trust issues with my dentist!!!

Wear two belts my friends, two belts!!


I went to the dentist for a cap
When I woke up I was missing my dress straps
I turn my head yonder, and began to ponder,
Why is he smoking a cigarette with three arms?

Goodness, we have so many poets here at ATS!

There was an old dentist from Rome
Whose arm was constructed of foam
When he asked for a pokey
They discovered his jokey
So he left with an intact genome

originally posted by: Subsonic
There was an old dentist from Rome
Whose arm was constructed of foam
When he asked for a pokey
They discovered his jokey
So he left with an intact genome

Oh for those storied days of yore

When polished Caesars strutted galore

Now simps push a vax

While ignoring all facts

And down I go hearin' the virus roar

originally posted by: Subsonic
There was an old dentist from Rome
Whose arm was constructed of foam
When he asked for a pokey
They discovered his jokey
So he left with an intact genome

Oh I dunno about intact, I'd say abstract. Still fits, but haha.. I'm lovin' this..