Reindeer Most At Risk for COVID-19, Study Finds--Merry Vaxmas!

Well, S#!T...there goes Christmas.

From 2020:

The researchers studied the genetic sequence that acts as the main receptor for the coronavirus in 410 vertebrate species, the study says.

They included 252 mammals, 72 birds, 65 fish, four amphibians and 17 reptiles, according to the study, which was published Aug. 21 in the peer-reviewed journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences of the United States of America.

There was more variation among the 28 animal species in the “high-risk” category, the study showed. Twelve were from the whale and dolphin species, seven were rodents, three were species of deer — including reindeer

JUST when we were all beginning to look forward to Santa and his eight tiny reindeer paying us their yearly visit.
Rudolph could very well become a red-nosed super-spreader...EVEN if Ol' Saint Nick remembers to check his list and jab Rudy twice.

Of course, it's now obvious that even the "vaccinated" can easily contract and spread CV.

Santa (already at-risk from several comorbidities) and his at-risk team may be spreading more than just 'Christmas Cheer' this December 24th...assuming, of course, that Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and even Rudolph don't, as a result of getting the jab, have their hearts explode somewhere over Detroit.


Yippee-Ki-Yay MF'ers!

...and to all a good night!

www.miamiherald.com...
www.pnas.org...

a reply to: IAMTAT
Rabid vaccine pushers could prove the vaccine works by eating raw COVID dear infected meat live on camera.

Next: Cars, money and guns can get and spread COVID, need to quarantine them until further notice in your nearest state run facility.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Thankfully I'm once again on Santa's naughty list, which will prevent me from becoming infected by the fatman.

Obviously, the reindeer will be coughing during flight, covering Santa with the virus which will in turn cause Santa to spread the virus all over the presents, the tree, and the stockings of everyone on his nice list.

a reply to: IAMTAT

These test kits are starting seem pointless.

a reply to: IAMTAT

"Reindeer Most At Risk for COVID-19" ?????

Well, that does it !!!


Place NORAD on DEFCON 1.

To prevent more spread of this hyste...I mean plande...I mean epidemic, order fighter jets to SHOOT DOWN down on sight that fat Santa guy's sleigh and reindeers.....

THINK OF THE CHILDREN !!!!!!!!!!!

originally posted by: HawkEyi
a reply to: IAMTAT

These test kits are starting seem pointless.

The bright red nose will make them redundant.

It'll be harder to fake the numbers if the symptoms are more overt than previously stated.

a reply to: Tulpa

I wonder what happens if you test the soda pops? or water with the test kits has anyone tried it?

originally posted by: M5xaz

To prevent more spread of this hyste...I mean plande...I mean epidemic, order fighter jets to SHOOT DOWN down on sight that fat Santa guy's sleigh and reindeers.....

Or maybe this would be a good time for Santa to invest in a self-driving sleigh with automated electric reindeer. (or Reinbots?)

originally posted by: BrokenCircles

originally posted by: M5xaz

To prevent more spread of this hyste...I mean plande...I mean epidemic, order fighter jets to SHOOT DOWN down on sight that fat Santa guy's sleigh and reindeers.....

Or maybe this would be a good time for Santa to invest in a self-driving sleigh with automated electric reindeer.

Oh, sure.

And then put all these reindeers out of work....and just before Christmas too....

Reindeer Lives Matter....

So Santa will be bringing toys, presents, and corona to your house

Heck, Rudolph was ahead of his time, lol, No reindeer games for him ! Remember how that story ends, that weird little reindeer Lights the way ! 🎄

originally posted by: HawkEyi
a reply to: Tulpa

I wonder what happens if you test the soda pops? or water with the test kits has anyone tried it?

I imagine we'll see the emergence of soda-rona variant followed by eau-rona variant and spend another two years at home.

I'm not taking any chances , getting masks for all my reindeer first thing tomorrow.

a reply to: M5xaz

lol so you don't have a problem with shooting them down, but taking away their job is unacceptable?

a reply to: M5xaz

Should we have the children practicing duck and cover drills for when NORAD tries to nuke Santa off the face of the earth for flying plague vectors into US airspace?!

So that means all those infected border jumpers from S. America are just Santa's little helpers? But then aren't biologicals considered war crimes?

a reply to: IAMTAT

In related news...Grinches have total immunity.

originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: M5xaz

Should we have the children practicing duck and cover drills for when NORAD tries to nuke Santa off the face of the earth for flying plague vectors into US airspace?!

Yes !

Nuke the North Pole !

NOW !!

originally posted by: BrokenCircles
a reply to: M5xaz

lol so you don't have a problem with shooting them down, but taking away their job is unacceptable?

Dead people and reindeer need work !

The Dead can vote too !
Corn Pop told me so.

C'mon Man !

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: IAMTAT

In related news...Grinches have total immunity.

News just in...

Journalists make an ideal substitute for the traditional yule log.

Easier to cut up.

Low carbon emissions.

Unlike trees, absolutely no one would miss them if they were all gone.

win/win. and merry Christmas!

originally posted by: sraven
So Santa will be bringing toys, presents, and corona to your house

REALLY !!!

So, Santa will be bringing me a KH-4 Corona for Christmas !!!!!


So, so happy !!!!.....to, ah...em...monitor...the neighbors....from space....only way to be sure....


Or....do you mean just....this....



(mother of all letdowns...)
But at least, it's beer...