No Assisted Suicide In Germany Unless Vaccinated For Covid

This is about the craziest thing I’ve seen in awhile, and that’s saying a lot during these times. I didn’t even know assisted suicide was legal in Germany.

Anyone wishing to be euthanized now has to first present proof of vaccination or recovery from Covid, as per the new guidelines issued by Germany's euthanasia association. A statement put out by the Hamburg-based group on Friday reads “assisted suicide and the preliminary examination of a patient’s ability to make decisions freely implies physical closeness between people. However, that is precisely the precondition for the spread of Covid.”

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So, before we can give you an injection that will kill you, you must first…

a reply to: Signals

I'm with network dude. Someone needs to phone CERN and get them to fess up.

It's either them or we passed through an interstellar cloud of stupidity gas a couple of years ago.

Only after the full series of jabs and you are declared dead, will one be fully vaccinated against the dreadful covit.

a reply to: Signals

For anyone who doubts my theory that Cern opened up a wormhole to clown world, I present this as evidence.
Change my mind.

a reply to: myselfaswell

solid. same wavelength.

My brain literally scrambled reading this.

Even after a third reading of the article i’m still confused.

Real big brain folks over there at the German Euthanasia Association.

originally posted by: network dude
a reply to: Signals

For anyone who doubts my theory that Cern opened up a wormhole to clown world, I present this as evidence.
Change my mind.

What is Cern?

Willingly getting "vaccinated" is already assisted suicide.

originally posted by: Ohanka
My brain literally scrambled reading this.

Even after a third reading of the article i’m still confused.

Real big brain folks over there at the German Euthanasia Association.

I thought about including

**This Thread Is Not Satire**

as most of my posts have that vibe.

This is dumbassery on a galactic level.
Kind of reminds me of the Democrats here in the US.

squeeze the money out. just keep squeezing it out.

You don't want to # with these drug dealers.

originally posted by: musicismagic

originally posted by: network dude
a reply to: Signals

For anyone who doubts my theory that Cern opened up a wormhole to clown world, I present this as evidence.
Change my mind.

What is Cern?

home.cern...

The Atom Smasher. See, when we split an atom, we got an ass load of energy, and a big boom. So we decided that if we smashed two atoms together really fast, something cool might happen. So we did it. (they) I think it worked better than anticipated, but got a bit of a bad draw on the dimension we slipped into. It could have been the one where everyone had a harem of nude playboy models pushing around a keg of cold beer and a sammich cart behind me wherever I go. This isn't that.

a reply to: myselfaswell

Well CERN Effed Up ...........They Released the Demons on Us All..................

a reply to: Signals

So before you die. . . you have to get a shot so you won't get sick?


Check please.

a reply to: Signals

Not to worry.

I'm sure some enterprising soul would be willing to help out, no questions asked. For the right price, of course.

I've got plenty of time on my hands........ I mean.......someone will have the time......

a reply to: DBCowboy


Maybe they are going for the whole "jabs as substitute for something else" theory. Think about it: it is a solid object going into your meaty flesh giving promises of happiness and social approval, things giving you what you need, an addiction. Notice the meaty sound behind the term "jab" and think of how it floats into your subconscious, sort of like an "ooh yeah.".. jab jab me baby. Jab! Jab!

Then think of a slowly orchestrated turn of events. Someone dissed you at a nightclub. Things not going your way. You remember a pleasant face. And a feeling like you want to end it all.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Signals

So before you die. . . you have to get a shot so you won't get sick?

I can live with that.

a reply to: TheReaversChain

Or....

Dinner with Armin Meiwes!

originally posted by: network dude

originally posted by: musicismagic

originally posted by: network dude
a reply to: Signals

For anyone who doubts my theory that Cern opened up a wormhole to clown world, I present this as evidence.
Change my mind.

What is Cern?

home.cern...

The Atom Smasher

I accept full blame or the foLOLowing butchery of my esteemed (and proly
hunger) Space Ghost guy; and will beg no forgiveness if somebody can explain
to me why a person would commit what seems a lethal or WORSE gene mod
therapy instead of just eatin' their own.9.