If Covid were a Person What would you say to Him

Here’s what I would say, or actually SING!

And did you think this fool could never win? Well look at me, I'm coming back again I got a taste of love in a simple way And if you need to know while I'm still standing, you just fade away

Once I never could have hoped to win
You're starting down the road leaving me again
The threats you made were meant to cut me down
And if our love was just a circus, you'd be a clown by now

You know I'm still standing better than I ever did
Looking like a true survivor, feeling like a little kid
I'm still standing after all this time
Picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind

I would say:
"Well Played, Sir...Well played"

F you would probably express my thoughts..lol

a reply to: JAGStorm

Why are we assuming its a "Him"?

Sounds more like a girls name after all.

a reply to: JAGStorm

guzuntight

I would tell COVID to file a defamation lawsuit like the Rittenhouse kid.

originally posted by: andy06shake
a reply to: JAGStorm

Why are we assuming its a "Him"?

Sounds more like a girls name after all.

It is a Him because I created this OP and that’s what I call Him.
Covid is definitely a HE.

a reply to: JAGStorm

That's just sexist. LoL

who is covid? didn’t they used to call you the cold?

I don't speak to those types of people.

originally posted by: GoShredAK
who is covid? didn’t they used to call you the cold?

maybe you should just ask...

"Why did you change your name?"

originally posted by: andy06shake
a reply to: JAGStorm

Why are we assuming its a "Him"?

Sounds more like a girls name after all.

Ha, that occurred to me as well

a reply to: JAGStorm

"Life was much cooler when they used to call you the flu"

I'd talk dirty and say

"140101000101110001101010000101000100010010010069"

Since the whole sequence was made up on a computer.

Probably have nothing to say-
covid itself hasn't really been a problem, the reaction to it has been.

maybe if I had one question.... "who made you?

Dude, you're just a copy of a copy!

And the virus thought for a moment, and I realized I should have kept my big yap closed.

a reply to: JAGStorm

"Come in for dinner, it's 10:01PM and you make my 11th guest!"

If the WuFlu were "a person" I couldn't say anything to it because it'd be nothing more than a cartoon character the likes of one of those cheesey villains bent on talking over the world, or maybe one of those masked malefactors that the Scooby-doo gang was always uncovering.

That's the closest thing to "a person" that this cheesy bad scam of a crisis could possibly come.
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a reply to: JAGStorm

I would ask questions

Where did you come from?

How can we stop you?

Will you take the vaccine?

You know, I don't want to be all "Frankenfurter" at once, but you came out of a lab.

"Dear bird flu lab, happy Father's Day".

Well, at least they stay connected.