Oh, I wouldn't kick Terri out of bed...but for Eva?
*gives Terri the boot*
All kinds of stuff going on now, eh? Here's a recap for fans...
I'm not too up on character names, but you'll know who I'm talking about...
Stepford Bitch and her S&M hubby deal with their son telling them he thinks he's gay. Stepford Bitch calls in the clergy to defag him. He tells the
padre, look, I like oysters and snails, but I'm going to act like a perfect angel, and then right when superbitch leasts expect it, I'm going to do
something so bad it'll just kill her.
Mr. Mysterious meets with an FBI guy in the park, who expalins that he's the one who got him from being a suspect in the murder on Wisteria Lane. He
then meets the dirty cop in a parking garage to get the file on the gal found in the toy chest owned by psycho dad.
Psycho dad and son aren't in this episode.
Superhot Eva is ticked after being forced to sign the post-nup, so she of course goes off to play with lawnboy after Carlos says he's cutting off her
credit. Lawnboy comes to the rescue by offering his credit card. After buying a pair of shoes, it triggers the "unusual card activity" flag and
Eva can't even pay for lunch.... She sees a rich guy, then smiles, and gets free lunch. Now that Eva realizes she is indeed superhot, she then
tells Carlos she don't need him...and to rip up the post nup, or her boots are made for walkin'. He concedes, and then gets back in bed.
Oh, and though much less interesting, Soccer Mom with the hellspawn boys, makes nice with the crabby old lady neighbor after seeing she gets to the
hospital, spawning an unlikely friendship that is about as interesting as watching paint dry... Oh well, at least there's Suzy in a shirt and
panties to make my day (i.e. former Lois Lane, Terri Hatcher).
Suzy's mom (played by Susan Sarandon stand in Leslie Ann Warren) decides to go megaslut and starts hitting on everyone from the ice cream man, to
middle-aged boozehounds in local bars, and then bringing them home at 1am....which of course, isn't too cool with Suzy with a teenage daughter
upstairs. She easily gets rid of the guest though, by threatening to reveal mom's real age.
Think that about covers it....