Mad Gay Bomb USA

Now it sounds funny, but in the 90s in the United States it was quite possible to develop chemical weapons that could make a soldier of the enemy army a homosexual.



In 1994, in one of the laboratories of Ohio, engaged in work on the creation of chemical weapons, a secret report of scientists took place. On it, they talked about plans for a new weapon of precisely non-lethal action, that is, unable to destroy a person, but created to temporarily disable the enemy's fighters. One weapon mentioned in the report was quite curious - the aphrodisiac bomb. An aphrodisiac is a substance that simply causes wild sexual arousal in humans. So strong that he will not care who is near - a man or a woman. Since it was supposed to drop such a bomb on the heads of enemy soldiers, it is not difficult to guess what they will do with each other after that. In addition to this effect, the military planned to get a psychological one - such behavior of the colleagues who suffered from the bomb should have demoralized the rest of the enemy army.

In 2004, the very same 1994 report on these weapons was published, linked to an investigation into a violation by the United States of the Treaty on the Non-Proliferation of Chemical Weapons. There was a colossal scandal, especially representatives of sexual minorities were insulted. The military then announced that work on the gay bomb was curtailed, and the scandal subsided until 2007, when suddenly this project received the Shnobel Prize.



The Shnobel Prize is awarded for the most absurd and useless inventions in the world. Scientists and some current and former US Army Air Force officials were invited to the awards ceremony, but no one showed up for the award.

This story has been forgotten, although in light of recent changes in Western countries, this gay bomb might not have been dropped over enemy troops, but over their own armed forces.

Thanks.

Further development of this weapon was deemed unnecessary when DoD found out Russian men enjoyed giving each other back rubs in vodka-fueled sauna sessions

Yeah, that whole program was odd. But you know what the Russian general is reported to have said regarding quantity versus quality. I guess if the R&D boys develop enough stupid programs, a few good ones will emerge along the way.

Cheers

originally posted by: F2d5thCavv2
Further development of this weapon was deemed unnecessary when DoD found out Russian men enjoyed giving each other back rubs in vodka-fueled sauna sessions

Yeah, that whole program was odd. But you know what the Russian general is reported to have said regarding quantity versus quality. I guess if the R&D boys develop enough stupid programs, a few good ones will emerge along the way.

Cheers

Hello my friend. We can laugh a lot about this project. But who can guarantee that such aphrodisiacs will not be sprayed over, say, over schools now? The laughter will end here.

I wish someone could make a chemical bomb for doing away with stupid .. If they did there might not be anymore wars and politicians !...hahaha

originally posted by: 727Sky
I wish someone could make a chemical bomb for doing away with stupid .. If they did there might not be anymore wars and politicians !...hahaha

Stupidity is the flip side of genius. If we end it, our world would become too dull and boring)))

a reply to: RussianTroll

I think there are many things being done to unsuspecting publics all over the world. Not just chemical, electro-magnetic as well. It is no accident that we feel better when we are far away from cities.

Cheers

a reply to: RussianTroll

This chemical would almost certainly, cause all the hot dogs at your Bar b que,
to taste like sh1t.

If one turns it’s head

One could see that this

Could backfire

I don't even know what I am reading..

Can I turn it off and on again? Life... don't talk to me about life...

originally posted by: Scubalicious
If one turns it’s head

One could see that this

Could backfire

Bud-Dum Cha!

Okay. I know, I know. I’m leaving.


Also: that pic is pretty funny. Okay. I swear I’m done.

Edit: I’ll let y’all decide which. I swear. I’m really done.

4 eels.

Trick or Treat ATS…

a reply to: RussianTroll

Mission accomplished. Not only was this project not cancelled, but I'm pretty sure they've randomly dropped many gay bombs all over the U.S. ever since the mid 90s.

originally posted by: BrokenCircles
a reply to: RussianTroll

Mission accomplished. Not only was this project not cancelled, but I'm pretty sure they've randomly dropped many gay bombs all over the U.S. ever since the mid 90s.

Like swishy gay bombs here and there or were the bombings indiscriminate in their hetero-normative casualties?

This OP is gonna make someone butt-hurt regardless.

This reply? Lotsa folks are gonna be mortally wounded.

But like in their rear lines.

originally posted by: slatesteam

Like swishy gay bombs here and there or were the bombings indiscriminate in their hetero-normative casualties?

Just a hunch, but I think most of them were dropped near the coasts.

originally posted by: BrokenCircles

originally posted by: slatesteam

Like swishy gay bombs here and there or were the bombings indiscriminate in their hetero-normative casualties?

Just a hunch, but I think most of them were dropped near the coasts.

You should see our non-existent tan-lines!

Fur Eels!

originally posted by: slatesteam

originally posted by: BrokenCircles

originally posted by: slatesteam

Like swishy gay bombs here and there or were the bombings indiscriminate in their hetero-normative casualties?

Just a hunch, but I think most of them were dropped near the coasts.

You should see our non-existent tan-lines!

Fur Eels!

Look behind you, it's a thing!!


I'm actually amazed I cannot find any fur elise sli else.. that damn tune from the game....

I hate googletube...

a reply to: RussianTroll

Very true, would make life rather boring if everyone were an intellectual. I'm pretty sure the USA has been bombarded with gay bombs at this point considering the military ads lol!

Is the bomb full of Poppers?

I just about spat my cornflakes all over the monitor reading this thread.

Exactly what kind of "aphrodisiac" or chemical can turn straight people gay?

This sounds familiar...

a reply to: RussianTroll

Fascinating read for my morning coffee. I can't find a good cologne to entice the ladies with powerful pheromones. Not even a fizzle since 2005.

But they've had the bomb all along???

Look at Alfr. Shnobel and that snozzle.

This bomb may not be so bad. Sounds very user friendly.

Bombs away!


Another good thread

a reply to: andy06shake


Какой именно "афродизиак" или химическое вещество может превратить гетеросексуалов в геев?

Frankly, but the hell knows)))

I really love oriental men's perfumes and oil-based colognes. Sometimes they came across with aphrodisiacs. I didn't feel the difference. My women did not love me for smells)))
Of course, combat aphrodisiacs are probably orders of magnitude more powerful than colognes. But the question is, why? If your woman loves you, then for sure - not because of the devil's smell, but thanks to other qualities))))