Why I am here and what I am doing

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: RELLIOTTM

Wear pink pants and bring steak sauce.

Speaking of steaks sauce, I had a steak at Smith & Wollensky and love the sauce so much at the restaurant. Bought a bottle and it was terrible, tasted like old spicy pepsi!

So don’t let him/her whatever people call themselves these days bring that one!

a reply to: RELLIOTTM


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originally posted by: JAGStorm
So don’t let him/her whatever people call themselves these days bring that one!

I'll make my own, I owe him that at least....

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Welcome to the asylum.

Don't touch my stuff.

I rearranged your undergarments drawer....again.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Welcome to the asylum.

Don't touch my stuff.

I rearranged your undergarments drawer....again.

Easy guys/gals...

Lets not scare off the new members....

a reply to: DBCowboy

Stop complaining, when your undergarments are stored like this, its easy to restack the boxes...


Edit to acknowledge Johnny's post.

Disclaimer - I post this in jest. We have a good time here. I did warn that you would see some stuff.

we should all ask ourselves that compound question ->>>

Why I am here and what I am doing?

i'm here because i am a fluke-of-the-universe
i'm engaged, somewhat, in social interaction

(think of the movie/story 'Earth Girls are Easy' and you get the Gist of my being in a CT site in da first place



... never mind that part of OP

a reply to: DBCowboy

Relax,mama will take care of Augutus.I will rearrange his
hat closet and toss out any fedoras he has in there.Who
wears fedoras anyway?

I know we should be careful and NOT scare the new members.
I consider our posts as part of his training.He is in good hands
here, If we go too far I know when to slink away and hide.

a reply to: mamabeth

Thanks Mama.

a reply to: RELLIOTTM

Hey

S'up?

Welcome to the circus.

Hope you brought your own popcorn. I don't sharesies.

Not the first guy to ask...

“Why am I here”

a reply to: RELLIOTTM
Welcome RELLIOTM, keep cool, don't, oops, try not to get offended and enjoy yourself. I do wish these posters wouldn't keep putting that picture of that woman screaming, it's my sister and it's causing all sorts of family trouble.
What steak sauce are you on about? Pepper sauce?

a reply to: DBCowboy

What??? that's my stuff...

Oh... also, welcome on board, what a unique moniker...

I thought you might want to try a little quiz, just for fun. I'll post some pics of ATS members.
See if you can guess who they are.

a reply to: RELLIOTTM

Welcome...help yourself to the chocolate chip cookies.

a reply to: Hecate666
thanks!

a reply to: olaru12
Thanks!!

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: RELLIOTTM

Wear pink pants and bring steak sauce.

Finally, I knew this day would come...