Saw Something I'd Never Seen Today

A totally nude person, not sure what gender, but very old and ugly from the backside not unlike my recently deceased Mom, hitchhiking down the road.

I'm from Vegas and have seen lots of weird things, but this is an anomaly. Never seen that here in all the years I've been here. I couldn't look to see what the gender was as it was too shocking. When you have thought you have seen it all, then today happens. I thought it was bad as the sun couldn't seem to avoid my rear view mirror, then I saw THAT?

Trying to hitchhike, nonetheless. Obviously, some sort of mental health issues there but seeing that flabby ass walking down the street was quite a shock. Didn't even have shoes or socks. It was around 115 or so today and he/she had no shoes or socks? That will burn you badly out here.

Just had to share this one. I don't get out much until I can get my crap together after Mom dying and all that drama but really, I had to see that? I actually was on my way to get some work and become a responsible human and damned near wrecked the car. I've had people pull screwdrivers on my ass at bus stops here, I've had random acts of violence against me, I really thought I'd seen it all. It really does all happen here in Vegas but I'd never seen that.

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, eh? Let's hope so as I hope you never get to see that sight.

So never thought I'd see that sight but it really does make me laugh, even though I shouldn't be as that was obviously a person in need of help.

Well, let's see what tomorrow has to show me. I'll probably see some unicorns or some crap.

a reply to: TheSpanishArcher

I was at a rest stop on the highway a few years ago.
There was a truck driver heading inside that had a full beard, long silver evening gown and matching silver stilettos...

Not as cool as your nude guy but still entertaining.

a reply to: TheSpanishArcher

So never thought I'd see that sight but it really does make me laugh, even though I shouldn't be as that was obviously a person in need of help.

If you didn't help, did you at least call for help?????

Hmmm, we had an ancient lady at the store Saturday in a bikini trying to buy cigarettes directly from the guy unlocking the case at the front of the store. They had her outside in no time though, not sure if she got any smokes though.

Is it the heat?

a reply to: TheSpanishArcher

A totally nude person, not sure what gender, but very old and ugly from the backside not unlike my recently deceased Mom

Dude...from what you follow in description of this person, I would say that the above is probably in poor taste to compare with you recently deceased Mom.

Nice..I saw a guy riding a bike down the middle of the road on a bridge jerkin it once.
Probably a sex offender in jail now.

Damn it. I made a joke and then Deleted it after thinking about my stepfather.

It was probably Alzheimers.

Or an escaped grey. Damn. Still joking…..

a reply to: TheMirrorSelf

Your post, and Jags that I will quote next, are really quite judgmental. My mom was 84 and after having to clean her ass, I know how ugly an old persons ass is. Don't tell me how to feel about Mom dying from dementia and her physical state at the time nor the disgust of seeing someone similar walk down the street. Heck, I don't want to see a pretty woman walking down the street as it only shows signs of mental health issues.

a reply to: JAGStorm

Couldn't. It's a small freeway through town. Really, I'm supposed to infringe on someone else's right to exist? It's my, and only mine, responsibility? Pretty sure lots of other people saw it and at the time I COULDN"T do anything about it. And make a phone call that literally could have killed me and others? Make it sound like it's so easy to call the cops when I'm driving a vehicle.

Try and throw up something funny and I'm the one catching crap. You both can go to hell.