two words that when coupled, are most frightening

The word diarrhea is uncomfortable enough on it's own. The mental picture and PTSD you get from the immediate recollection of the last time you had it is enough to make you feel uneasy. But the word "explosive" on it's own can be frightening. Explosive diarrhea is wrong, scary, and not at all the mental picture anyone should carry with them at any time. So for that, I apologize.

www.foxnews.com...

NBC has canceled "Ultimate Slip 'N Slide" months after production of the competition series was halted due to an "explosive diarrhea" outbreak.

The show, which was going to be hosted by "Saturday Night Live" alum and comedian Bobby Moynihan and actor-writer Ron Funches, will not return to production and has been canceled in its entirety, NBC confirmed to Fox News.

A spokesperson for the show confirmed to Fox News last month that the Aug. 8 premiere ahead of the Olympic Summer Games closing ceremony would not be airing as scheduled.

and they threw in "OUTBREAK" just to put some chocolate icing on the cake.
Have a nice Saturday ATS

a reply to: network dude

Ultimate Slip n Slide, indeed.

EEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

a reply to: network dude

Got some soapy water forced up there enema style.

You got me LMAO ND. S&F

originally posted by: MykeNukem
a reply to: network dude

Ultimate Slip n Slide, indeed.

EEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

there is very little that can be said about this without "ew" being part of it.

a reply to: network dude

NBC has canceled "Ultimate Slip 'N Slide" months after production of the competition

hmmm

en.m.wikipedia.org...

Ultimate Slip 'N Slide was a planned American game show, based on the Slip 'N Slide water toy. 

And nothing of value was lost.

a reply to: network dude

Niiiiiiice!

Given the context, how about a couple more scary words?

"You're next".

Two word……?? One word maybe but two……lol

a reply to: network dude
Dude that's nice comic relief in this episode of the worlds messed up.

a reply to: network dude

It's a little strange that they cancelled that particular show for the reason given.

Even a brief scan through the channels should be proof enough that there's plenty of things on TV that are spraying their own brand of slop quite liberally.

At least on that big slide you could track the course the contestants took.

originally posted by: Tulpa
a reply to: network dude
At least on that big slide you could track the course the contestants took.

Can't be said enough.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I watched an MMA match where the guy got his stomach punched so hard that he # himself.

This reminds me of that, and is re-triggering my PTSD.

a reply to: network dude

I m drinking a Pepsi... now wearing it.
I spit it all over myself because I was NOT expecting that.

My lord... explosive diarrhea outbreak.... now that’s a pandemic that has merit for there being a toilet paper shortage.

I’d just lay in the tub for the duration of the illness... with the water and shower head running at the same time.

ETA: And yes, the drain would be open.

originally posted by: Tulpa
a reply to: network dude

It's a little strange that they cancelled that particular show for the reason given.

Even a brief scan through the channels should be proof enough that there's plenty of things on TV that are spraying their own brand of slop quite liberally.

At least on that big slide you could track the course the contestants took.

OK, I have the mental image of the golf tracker showing the red line, over the brown line......ew.

originally posted by: Tulpa
a reply to: network dude

Niiiiiiice!

Given the context, how about a couple more scary words?

"You're next".

5 words, "Herb, clean up, lane one"

originally posted by: network dude

originally posted by: Tulpa
a reply to: network dude

Niiiiiiice!

Given the context, how about a couple more scary words?

"You're next".

5 words, "Herb, clean up, lane one"

Should we wear a mask?

I just remembered something gross from years back.
Sort of a long story.

My old Malamute, Loki. He kept on begging to go outside all morning.
I would let him out, he would pace the yard a few times then come back to the deck and want to go in.
No business done. Just a couple laps then wanted back in the house.

Well he did that 3 times in the span of 15-20 minutes or so.
Malamutes are very smart. So I thought he was trying to play some game with me,
By the fourth time he was barking at the back door, I told him to lay down.
He came in the hallway, layed down and grumbled at me.
Okay I thought, he’s pissed because I figured out his game.

A couple minutes late he runs to the back door and does the same thing.
okay, maybe he has to do his business now.
Let him out - he did a few laps then that was it, came back to the house.
I was getting annoyed now.

Not even 5 minutes later, I’m back on the couch. He barks at the back door, I yelled at him to lay down.
He comes up the hallway, lays on his side and let out a huge fart.
He looks at his butt, then looks at me.
While he’s locked eyes with me, like someone had their thumb over a garden hose, he farted again, but this time it was accompanied by a crap spray.
He musta pushed hard because this thing had force and pressure behind it.
There was a spray about 3-4 ft long, on the floor from where he was laying lmao.
It was all over his tail, it was a disaster.

One of those disasters where you don’t want to be the one dealing with it.
I stared at the $h!t spray, in disbelief and thinking FML.
Thankfully, my wife heard the fart, thinking it was me, and came in And saw the crap everywhere haha.
And she cleaned it up.

That poor dog.
It was fall time. Our garden hose ran ice cold always.
We had to hose his arse down in the cold weather haha.
And come to think of it, it was probably not even a week later that he then got sprayed by a skunk and we had to do it all over again.

a reply to: network dude

Been watching this story for sometime now. 😆😆👍🏼

a reply to: network dude

I'm pretty sure I saw that exact same thing on one of the 'Jackass' movies.

Maybe it wasn't an accidental occurrence.

Maybe the afflicted contestants thought they were auditioning for the next 'Jackass' movie.

a reply to: Macenroe82

I just remembered something gross from years back.
Sort of a long story.

I've got one of those stories, but it's not about a dog.

We went to King's Island (amusement park in Cincinnatti, OH). First thing in the morning, as soon as we walked through the gate, we were standing in line for the restroom. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw someone walking towards the 'Exit' door. For a split second, I was about to get mad about it, since we had to wait in line at the 'Entrance' door. Then I quickly noticed his brown-stained white shorts. That wasn't all though. It was running down the inside of both legs. Even his socks had a bit of brown on them. And it wasn't a small amount either.

After a few minutes, once I walked into the restroom, I saw him still standing there with his back against the wall, waiting for an open stall. Needless to say, he didn't have a very pleasant look on his face. That shyt haunted me all day. Every single roller-coaster we got on, I made sure to stop and look closely before I sat down.

I did kinda feel a lil bit bad for the guy, especially since they had only been open for about 45 minutes. I guess he must've gotten there early, then the first roller coaster he rides literally scared the shyt out of him. lol

As far as I could tell, I was the only one who even noticed, or at least it seemed like I was the only one in that area who noticed.

Chocolate icing eh?

originally posted by: ntech

Chocolate icing eh?

ew....