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originally posted by: beyondknowledge
It is illeagle in most states in the USA to carry an ice cream cone in your back pocket.

The reason for this is because it is leagle to use another persons horse until they come and get it back from you. It was a method to temporarialy steal a horse.

I honestly don't know what nipple piercings have to do with cheese...but, yeah, some things are just worth photographing for fun.

a reply to: PapagiorgioCZ

LOL this reminds me of a weird barracks i was in in the army. We didn't really have time or access to good coffee so we had to drink the coffee from the MRE's. So we would just pour the hottest water directly into the instant cofee packet, shake it a bit and shoot it like a shot.
We called the Gestapo Bombs, for whatever reason??
Weird # goes on in barracks man.
It got the job done tho.

True Story...Just happened!

I was sitting on the toilet...looked down into the bowl...and everything was bright RED!
I freaked out...until I realized my wife had stuck some kind of new night-light that attaches to the toilet rim.

She really should've warned me.

I don't know what the hell she keeps ordering online.

a reply to: beyondknowledge

In what year was the hyphendoofinator invented?

That's how we tell in my neck of the multiverse.
Guide says, "If response is 'the what?' then run."

a reply to: pthena

I only know the answer in standard galactic rotation units. It will take at least 100 Earth years for a computer to convert it to Earth years. And I can’t type the answer because this keyboard does not have the numbers Carl, nefrNixl and ruzz.

Submarines are spaceships

a reply to: Terpene

That is not entirely true. They are super heavy duty over engineered spaceships with no engines.

a reply to: Sookiechacha I add instant coffee to BBQ sauce when I do beef short ribs. Try it sometime.

I want my 2 DOLLARS!

originally posted by: Terpene
Submarines are spaceships

There are more Planes in the bottom of the ocean, than there are Submarines in the sky.

*sexting with aliens*

Have you seen the latest vids of cops beating people in Germany?
Served by Gerald Celente... oh boy, I shared his rage. I'd be in jail by now if I was around. These servants will have to be fought against like a gestapo. It's a sad realization. Is it not by design to put a law-loving man against a citizen and to send soldiers to die?

originally posted by: chris_stibrany
a reply to: PapagiorgioCZ

LOL this reminds me of a weird barracks i was in in the army. We didn't really have time or access to good coffee so we had to drink the coffee from the MRE's. So we would just pour the hottest water directly into the instant cofee packet, shake it a bit and shoot it like a shot.
We called the Gestapo Bombs, for whatever reason??
Weird # goes on in barracks man.
It got the job done tho.

sounds like Skippy's barracks
www.ar15.com...

"Thinks Skippy is No Longer Allowed to do in the US Army."

some examples:

190. Must not make s'mores while on guard duty.

191. Our Humvees cannot be assembled into a giant battle-robot.

192. The proper response to a briefing is not 'That's what you think'.

193. The Masons, and Gray Aliens are not in our chain of command.

194. Shouldn't take incriminating photos of my chain of command.

195. Shouldn't use Photoshop ® to create incriminating photos of my chain of command.

196. I am not allowed to give tattoos.

197. I am not allowed to sing 'Henry the VIII I am' until verse 68 ever again.

198. Not allowed to lead a 'Coup' during training missions.

a reply to: ElGoobero

That's really good! thank you

Weird # always goes on.

Another game in a different barracks was nut ball.

You get bored and tired of reading or playing PS4 or whatever so

One team lines up on one side of the barracks wall, and one team lines up on the other side.
The 'contestant' sits on the floor, back against the wall , spread eagled so he is vulnerable and the other team lobs a roll of duct tape as fast as they can like a bowling ball and you arent allowed to block it.

Lol.

a reply to: beyondknowledge

What you gonna do when your only operational stargate is at the bottom of the ocean...