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originally posted by: Flyingclaydisk
a reply to: MykeNukem
Oh, it's WAY more contagious than Delta Airlines!
originally posted by: Flyingclaydisk
For quite some time now I have been suffering from a malady known as "Ocular Rectitis".
What is Ocular Rectitis, you ask? Well, Ocular Rectitis is when the nerves in your eyes get crossed up with the nerves in your ass and you wind up with a generally sh**ty outlook on life and people in general.
originally posted by: MykeNukem
originally posted by: Flyingclaydisk
a reply to: MykeNukem
Oh, it's WAY more contagious than Delta Airlines!
*makes violently obscene hand gesture.
I fully agree.
originally posted by: KKLOCO
a reply to: Flyingclaydisk
Ahh yes, Fukitol - a godsend.
2 in the morning upon wakening. At around 1pm I can feel the caring kicking in - time for 2 more. Then 2 more at 7pm to ensure the victory into bedtime.
Thank god your Ocular Rectitis showed you the way to this magical medicine, Fukitol.
Now, it’s 8:45 on Sunday morning, where’s my effin beer?!
originally posted by: TerryMcGuire
a reply to: Flyingclaydisk
Brilliant Mr. Disk, simply brilliant.
I'm on a prescribed dose of Fokitol everyday, though my prescription comes with a chaser of ''Givaship''. With out that Givaship chaser I would never get to my next dose of Fokital leaving me a burping mess in that far corner of the room over there.....