Life will Kill You

Imagine if every time someone died it made headlines on all of the news outlets, worldwide.
Every second, 100's are potentially added to the list and announced over the media.
It turns out, they say, that life causes death!
And we must all take a vaccine to end life and stamp out death!

People have lost their minds and any sense of logic either left years ago, or was never even present to begin with.

I blame it partially on the bizarro world we entered after the scam of 9/11 was pulled off for the world to swallow and believe.
Deep down in the back of all of our 'computers' our systems knew this was a lie. But at the front-end, we motioned through pure fictional theater. We even raised children to believe in this fiction.

And now, it is so easy to believe that flu has all but disappeared and the new cold has a brand name and covers a ton of symptoms that other things, with other names used to kill you as.

Good f'ng try. Good f'ng try.
Good f'ng try. Good f'ng try.
Good f'ng try. Good f'ng try.
Good f'ng try. Good f'ng try.
Good f'ng try. Good f'ng try.
Good f'ng try. Good f'ng try.
Good f'ng try. Good f'ng try.

Anyways...

a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

WTF?

I never knew any of this.

Is there a mask I can get to filter Life through?

Yes its obviously not right

People should be looking at multiple data points, meaning not just science, military, academia, pathology, phycology, BUT EVERYTHING

When people do this they'll realize... WELCOME TO WWIII

originally posted by: MykeNukem
a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

WTF?

I never knew any of this.

Is there a mask I can get to filter Life through?

yes its called PFF DUMBO 99.99

We need to wake up and realize that we are a virus that must consume other lifeforms to stay alive.
We must be stopped!

All lifeforms require consuming other lifeforms to survive!

The rocks are mad
The magma is crying
and sending her children to the frontlines to become lava

It started with algae

We must be stopped

Upload all consciousness now and let's put a pause on this until we can cure the Life part. The part that requires other life to exist, just so it can consume it.

And now

- The Magma is unhappy and has been sending distress signals to the Sun.

a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

All animal life consumes something living to exist. Why should humans be any different?

Good RANT.
Does this mean one passing due to heart attack , and later ruled COVID - 19 , truly means one passed due to life ?
#1 killer in the world today , life.
Does that mean we need a vaccination to put an end to it ?

Jokes on you tards, I'm just going to drink baby blood like Hillary.
If I start puking up green discs and wobbling, you have my permission to put me down with a double tap though.

a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

There's one statistc that is 100% percent irrefutable.

Life will cause death in 100% of humans alive and that have ever lived.

This about sums it up. Usually I post this image mockingly, but here I am posting it in total agreement with you.

Is there a cure for oxidization?

originally posted by: strongfp
Is there a cure for oxidization?

How about a cure for stupidity?

Oh, wait, there is ... But administering it would get you in deep trouble.
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So to avoid being killed by life, what's my options?

Until there's some verified testing on chimps, midgets or women i'm staying as far away from this life as I can and I'm going to cautiously not exist until it's proven to be survivable.

Wonder if the herd immunity would kick in if we all just ignored life and got on with our.. ah, oh.. errr. Someone give me a TV quick, I need some social programming lol

a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

We need to wake up and realize that we are a virus that must consume other lifeforms to stay alive.
We must be stopped!

I can't remember exactly where I heard this (either a movie or TV show), and I'm probably gonna get it wrong, but I still think it's an interesting thought nonetheless....

They said that humans are just a virus that is affecting/infecting the Earth. Then it mentioned how all other mammals on the planet learn to adapt, and co-exist with nature, within the environment where they live.

Whereas humans on the other hand, continue to multiply and consume consume consume, and mostly destroy the natural world around us. Which then leaves us with no choice but to spread out, gradually infecting more and more of that nature.

Then there's this take ...

originally posted by: BrokenCircles
a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

We need to wake up and realize that we are a virus that must consume other lifeforms to stay alive.
We must be stopped!

I can't remember exactly where I heard this (either a movie or TV show), and I'm probably gonna get it wrong, but I still think it's an interesting thought nonetheless....

They said that humans are just a virus that is affecting the Earth. Then it mentioned how all other mammals on the planet learn to adapt, and co-exist with nature, within the environment where they live.

Whereas humans on the other hand, continue to multiply and consume consume consume, and mostly destroy the natural world around us. Which then leaves us with no choice but to spread out, gradually infecting more and more of that nature.

It is a quote from The Matrix.



I don't personally agree with it... but I am someone who leaves behind more than I take on this planet.

a reply to: Lumenari

Thanks. I figured someone here would recognize that and tell me where it came from, but I wasn't expecting it to be quite that quick.

originally posted by: BrokenCircles
a reply to: Lumenari

Thanks. I figured someone here would recognize that and tell me where it came from, but I wasn't expecting it to be quite that quick.

I am known to be pretty quick.

And vexing!!!



ETA... it also isn't true.

There are plenty of examples of mammals consuming all their resources until they themselves become extinct.

The same with flora.

Or even bacteria.

Or common yeast.

But the writers thought it made a good point for the movie.

If life kills you, then airplanes crash because they fly and ships sink because they float. Where do the ratchet screwdriver fruit come into this?

originally posted by: beyondknowledge
If life kills you, then airplanes crash because they fly and ships sink because they float. Where do the ratchet screwdriver fruit come into this?

It's probably the birth that's the deadly part with life being the incubation period, perhaps we should avoid catching the birth in the first place or atleast start doing what we can to prevent any further cases occuring until it's stopped completely.

Help save lives by dying quicker folks, sadly true. Possibly.